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    Waseem Latif
    “Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
    Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
    ― Muhammad Waseem
    tags: coding, developer, frustrated, program, programming
    78 likes

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    Robert C. Martin
    “Truth can only be found in one place: the code.”
    ― Robert C. Martin, Clean Code: A Handbook of Agile Software Craftsmanship
    tags: programming, software-craftmanship, software-design, software-engineering
    90 likes

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    “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live”
    ― John Woods
    tags: programming
    134 likes

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    Steve Jobs
    “You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.”
    ― Steve Jobs
    tags: excellence, next, programming
    58 likes

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    Alan J. Perlis
    “A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.”
    ― Alan J. Perlis
    tags: programming
    49 likes

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  • #6
    “A conscious human is driven by their conscience, not popular opinion.”
    ― Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem
    tags: be-different, brainwashing, conscience, conscious, consciousness, culture, different, ego, faith, followers, free-mind, god, heart, human, humanity, individual, leader, leadership, mankind, masses, mental-slavery, mind, politics, pop-culture, popular-culture, popular-opinion, programming, purity, sheep, the-masses, think, think-for-yourself, thinking, truth, unique, uniqueness
    30 likes

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    James Alan Gardner
    “What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time?”
    ― James Alan Gardner, Ascending
    tags: debugging, programming
    7 likes

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  • #8
    “Happiness should be a function without any parameters.”
    ― Pranshu Midha
    tags: coding, function, functional, happiness, happiness-quotes, happy, programming
    4 likes



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