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  • #1
    Rachel Hawkins
    “Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?”
    Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

  • #2
    George R.R. Martin
    “There's no shame in fear, my father told me, what matters is how we face it.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
    tags: fear

  • #3
    Zadie Smith
    “Don't you think they're as bored as you are? You think you're somebody special? You think I wake up everyday so happy to see you? You're a snob, just in the other way. Do you think you are the only one who wants something else? Another life?”
    Zadie Smith, NW

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.

    Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.”
    Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
    Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #6
    Patricia Briggs
    “I don't like it when I outweigh my men.”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #7
    Joe Abercrombie
    “If you want to be a new man you have to stay in new places, and do new things, with people who never knew you before. If you go back to the same old ways, what else can you be but the same old person?”
    Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

  • #8
    Joe Abercrombie
    “You can never have too many knives, his father had told him. Unless they're pointed at you, and by people who don't like you much. ”
    Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

  • #9
    Joe Abercrombie
    “The only difference between war and murder is the number of dead.”
    Joe Abercrombie, Last Argument of Kings

  • #10
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Strange, isn't it,' mused Glokta as he watched him struggle for air. 'Big men, small men, thin men, fat men, clever men, stupid men, they all respond the same to a fist in the guts. One minute you think you're the most powerful man in the world. The next you can't even breathe by yourself.”
    Joe Abercrombie, Before They Are Hanged

  • #11
    Joe Abercrombie
    “But that was civilisation, so far as Logen could tell. People with nothing better to do, dreaming up ways to make easy things difficult.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Blade Itself

  • #12
    Terry Pratchett
    “But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
    "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
    "What?"
    "Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #14
    Terry Pratchett
    “We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #16
    Terry Pratchett
    “His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “There were plotters, there was no doubt about it. Some had been ordinary people who'd had enough. Some were young people with no money who objected to the fact that the world was run by old people who were rich. Some were in it to get girls. And some had been idiots as mad as Swing, with a view of the world just as rigid and unreal, who were on the side of what they called 'the people'. Vimes had spent his life on the streets, and had met decent men and fools and people who'd steal a penny from a blind beggar and people who performed silent miracles or desperate crimes every day behind the grubby windows of little houses, but he'd never met The People.

    People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people.
    As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn't measure up. What would run through the streets soon enough wouldn't be a revolution or a riot. It'd be people who were frightened and panicking. It was what happened when the machinery of city life faltered, the wheels stopped turning and all the little rules broke down. And when that happened, humans were worse than sheep. Sheep just ran; they didn't try to bite the sheep next to them.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
    tags: law

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “Who knew what evil lurked in the hearts of men? A copper, that's who. (...)You saw how close men lived to the beast. You realized that people like Carcer were not mad. They were incredibily sane. They were simply men without a shield. They'd looked at the world and realized that all the rules didn't have to apply to them, not if they didn't want them to. They weren't fooled by all the little stories. They shook hands with the beast.”
    Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

  • #20
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “The best lies about me are the ones I told.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain that the forest, on this damp and windy night, contained strange and terrible things and she was it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn't the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment, while she knew exactly where SHE was, she didn't know the position of anywhere else.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.”
    Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

  • #24
    Joe Abercrombie
    “That was the difference between a hero and a villain, a soldier and a murderer, a victory and a crime. Which side of a river you called home.”
    Joe Abercrombie, Best Served Cold

  • #25
    Terry Pratchett
    “I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #26
    Terry Pratchett
    “What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #28
    Scott Lynch
    “Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
    “Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #29
    Scott Lynch
    “I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his fucking tongue cut out, and the stump cauterized."

    Everyone in the room stared at him.

    "I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #30
    Scott Lynch
    “There’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora



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