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“cursive.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Bad Luck Charm

“Waiters haven’t dressed like this since 1972,”
― David Baddiel, The Boy Who Got Accidentally Famous

“Dad, is this another LBS? Long Boring Story?”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Declares Independence!

“bare naked!”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Declares Independence!

“county”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Gets Famous!

“Recycle your homework,” said Frank.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Saves the World!

“Sometimes it’s good to start small.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Saves the World!

“P. S. DON’T let Jessica Finch see this.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Saves the World!

“ZZZZ-ZZZZZ!”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Saves the World!

“icketty cricketty old creepy crawly.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Saves the World!

“moose!”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Saves the World!

“Most of the beetles in the computer were the John Lennon and Paul McCartney kind of Beatles.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Saves the World!

“It turns pond-scum green on plain old encyclopedia readers.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Predicts the Future

“eeny meany green zucchini,”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Predicts the Future

“Trauma Tammy.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody, M.D.: The Doctor is In!

“Mr. Chips eats mostly puppy food.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody, Girl Detective

“sweets”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

“Oh, all right.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

“gigunda”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

“say so?”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

“nada, zip, zero, zilch,”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

“Code Bigfoot!”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

“Olympics”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Bad Luck Charm

“Oompa-Loompa.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody and the Bad Luck Charm

“Hello?” Judy asked the air. “Hello, Judy? Are you allowed to come to my party?” a voice asked. A Frank Pearl voice. It had only been two days since he gave her the invitation. “Wrong number,” said Judy,”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Was in a Mood

“We need a new pet,” Judy announced to her family. “A new pet? What’s wrong with Mouse?” asked Mom. Mouse opened one eye. “I have to pick MY FAVORITE PET. How can I pick my favorite when I only have one?” “Pick Mouse,” said Mom. “Mouse is so old, and she’s afraid of everything. Mouse is a lump that purrs.”
― Megan McDonald, Judy Moody Was in a Mood

“What goes ninety-nine clunk?”
― Megan McDonald, Stink and the Incredible Super-Galactic Jawbreaker

“Don’ be makin’ fun of the Irish!”
― Ciel Publishing, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9

“Big news everyone. I've bought the copyright to the word 'Homework' . . . . . . From now on no-one is allowed to say, write, print, or even whisper MY WORD without my prior permission. You were saying Miss... something about me forgetting to do something?”
― James Warwood, The Excuse Encyclopedia: Books 1 - 12 in the 49... Series

“I believe we, as your students, would learn more if our roles were reversed . . . . . . and if you don't like what I have to say then sit down and shut up or I will report you to the Headteacher. Now then class, this mornings lesson is a field trip to McDonald's.”
― James Warwood, The Excuse Encyclopedia: Books 1 - 12 in the 49... Series