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“You gave her your heart, and she gave you the bird.” Nïx sighed. “Songs will be written about this.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“She seemed to soften at that, but then she asked, "Has anything really changed?"
"I've learned I need to consult you in matters, lest you decapitate me.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Lothaire is very much alive.”
“You swear?”
“Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil.” She petted the bat.
“I meant—will Lothaire live?”
“He will.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Elizabeth is my happiness, he thought again. “I could hate her for what she did to me.”
“Because of one unsuccessful beheading?” She tapped her claw to her chin. “Wow. I never thought you were such a pussy. I’m rethinking our friendship.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“I have an idea. Let's take off our clothes and fool around on the settee. If I trip and fall and land smack-dab on your cock, then it won't be your fault.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Elizabeth,
With my compliments.
You will never get your claws into another one of mine.
Rot in hell,
L
Nïx clasped her hands over her chest, sighing, “He gave you his heart. That’s so romantic. So much better than a candy heart. Those get stuck in the fangs, you know.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Look, it's not you. It's me, and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”
― Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark

“I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Well maybe we need to Cesar Millan their asses and show them who's boss. Tsst, tsst!”
― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince

“Lothaire said, “I have a much better plan.”
“Why help him?” Thad asked pointedly. “When you don’t help anybody else?”
Lothaire exhaled ruefully. “Incurable romantic.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“I'd wear his corsage to an orgy, any day!”
― Kresley Cole, No Rest for the Wicked

“Mari began to suspect that this reflection was going to prove to be like that little computer paperclip assistant -- at first it helps, but after a while you just want the paperclip to die.”
― Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

“Straightaway, she'd called to the guard, "Oh, boys?" She'd sauntered to the glass in only her black lace bra and panties. "I need some assistance," When they slowed, agog, she'd purred, "Can one of you help me find my orgasm?”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”
― Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

“In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!"
"Of course I do-it means your thong must be white." (Sabine)”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“It figures—it’s always either the butler or the resurrected mate.”
― Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

“You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll" - Rok”
― Kresley Cole, Dark Desires After Dusk

“Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies. ~Carrow Graie”
― Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark

“When I get free, I believe I'll show you your spine. I'll hand it to you so casually, politely even, as if expecting you to remark upon it.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“She'd never seen a monster like that before, had never heard of one in all the Lore. When she grappled with the question of what it was, her sharply honed scientifical mind deduced one answer: manbearpig.”
― Kresley Cole, Demon from the Dark

“Puck laughed, and it wasn't like that weird high-pitched giggle she'd heard out of children before, the one that begged the question: why would one possibly tickle a child just to elicit that noise? ”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Nïx lay on her side, bending her elbow to casually prop her head in her hand. With a sigh she said, “Bowen, I took you on as my pet project because I like to ogle you. Due to your rowr factor.”
― Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

“Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Lemme guess," Regin said. "You had your introductory spiel all planned, but rational thought deserted you when you saw me stroll in braless.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“You two. You can do a cleaning spell."
One slurred, "But Nixie, I'm really pre-hung-over."
Nix's eyes went wide. "Do it, or the photos go live!"
The witch shook her fist to the sky, crying, "Damn you, Valkyrie! Damn you and your digital ways!”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Nix to Regin: What about that nice leopard-shifter pack that wanted to date you? The benefits of a variety pack of males cannot be overstated.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Nïx : Poach her portal. So going on a T-shirt.”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Apparently unaffected, she rose. "Yeah, you're probably right. I should be going." She feigned a yawn. "You've gotta head back to work and I've gotta head to jail. Big night for me. I'm planning to shiv someone for a bar of soap. --”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“I can't drive."
"I'm going to teach you," he'd said confidently.
At the end of the lesson, he'd declared her the most aggressive and dangerous driver he'd ever encountered.
Which meant.. . number one! (Sabine)”
― Kresley Cole, Kiss of a Demon King

“Damiãno is hot,” Lucia murmured, then realized she’d spoken aloud. “And by that, I mean, I respect his mind.”
― Kresley Cole, Pleasure of a Dark Prince