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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #2
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #3
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #5
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #6
    Oscar Wilde
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #7
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #8
    We accept the love we think we deserve.
    “We accept the love we think we deserve.”
    Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • #9
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • #10
    Oscar Wilde
    “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
    Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

  • #11
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #12
    Robert Frost
    “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
    Robert Frost

  • #13
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #14
    Oscar Wilde
    “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #15
    Oscar Wilde
    “Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #16
    Oscar Wilde
    “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
    Oscar Wilde, Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

  • #17
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am not young enough to know everything.”
    Oscar Wilde
    tags: age

  • #18
    Oscar Wilde
    “A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #19
    Oscar Wilde
    “You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.”
    oscar wilde

  • #20
    Oscar Wilde
    “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

  • #21
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #22
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “How low do you have to stoop in this country to be President?”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

  • #23
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #24
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “McGovern made some stupid mistakes, but in context they seem almost frivolous compared to the things Richard Nixon does every day of his life, on purpose, as a matter of policy and a perfect expression of everything he stands for.

    Jesus! Where will it end? How low do you have to stoop in this country to be President?”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #25
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “That gin-soaked little Nazi from the Gazette got pissed off when you didn’t doff your hat for the national anthem,” Burgin explained. “He kept bitching about you to the guy in charge of the press box, then he got that asshole who works for him all cranked up and they started talking about having you arrested.” “Jesus creeping shit,” I muttered. “Now I know why I got out of sportswriting.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

  • #26
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Assassins, like politicians and journalists, are not attracted to losers.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #27
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Superstar politicians and superstar quarterbacks have the same kind of delicate egos, and people who life on that level grow very accustomed to very thin, rarified air. They have trouble breathing in the lower altitudes; and if they can't breath right, they can't function.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #28
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Sunday is not a good day for traveling in the South. Most public places are closed - especially the bars and taverns - in order that the denizens of this steamy, atavistic region will not be distracted from church. Sunday is the Lord's day, and in the South he still has clout - or enough, at least, so that most folks won't cross him in public. And those few who can't make it to church will likely stay home by the fan, with iced tea, and worship him in their own way”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #29
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “...if that Watergate case ever gets into court, he might get very nervous.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72

  • #30
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “The shittrain began on November 22nd, 1963, in Dallas - when some twisted little geek blew the President's off... and then a year later, LBJ was re-elected as the "Peace Candidate."

    Johnson did a lot of rotten things in those five bloody years, but when the history books are written he will emerge in his proper role as the man who caused an entire generation of Americans to lose all respect for the Presidency, the White House, the Army, and in fact the who structure of "government.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72
    tags: lbj

  • #31
    Walter Cronkite
    “America's health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system.”
    Walter Cronkite



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