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  • #1
    Winston S. Churchill
    “Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
    Winston Churchill

  • #2
    C.S. Lewis
    “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
    C.S. Lewis

  • #3
    Terry Pratchett
    “That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty truth, and does a falling tree in the forest make a sound if there's no one there to hear it, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #4
    Terry Pratchett
    “Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed by this mornings.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “Now consider the tortoise and the eagle. The tortoise is a ground-living creature. It is impossible to live nearer the ground without being under it. Its horizons are a few inches away. It has about as good a turn of speed as you need to hunt down a lettuce. It has survived while the rest of evolution flowed past it by being, on the whole, no threat to anyone and too much trouble to eat. And then there is the eagle. A creature of the air and high places, whose horizons go all the way to the edge of the world. Eyesight keen enough to spot the rustle of some small and squeaky creature half a mile away. All power, all control. Lightning death on wings. Talons and claws enough to make a meal of anything smaller than it is and at least take a hurried snack out of anything bigger. And yet the eagle will sit for hours on the crag and survey the kingdoms of the world until it spots a distant movement and then it will focus, focus, focus on the small shell wobbling among the bushes down there on the desert. And it will leap… And a minute later the tortoise finds the world dropping away from it. And it sees the world for the first time, no longer one inch from the ground but five hundred feet above it, and it thinks: what a great friend I have in the eagle. And then the eagle lets go. And almost always the tortoise plunges to its death. Everyone knows why the tortoise does this. Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. No one knows why the eagle does this. There’s good eating on a tortoise but, considering the effort involved, there’s much better eating on practically anything else. It’s simply the delight of eagles to torment tortoises. But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “In the rain-forests of Brutha’s subconscious the butterfly of doubt emerged and flapped an experimental wing, all unaware of what chaos theory has to say about this sort of thing …”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #7
    Terry Pratchett
    “Your lies have already poisoned the world!’
    ‘Then I shall write another book’, said Didactylos calmly. ‘Think how it will look – proud Didactylos swayed by the arguments of the Omnians. A full retraction. Hmm? In fact, with your permission, lord – I know you have much to do, looting and burning and so on – I will retire to my barrel right away and start work on it. A universe of spheres. Balls spinning through space. Hmm. Yes. With your permission, lord, I will write you more balls that you can imagine…”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
    tags: humor

  • #8
    Terry Pratchett
    “... And he had so many nervous tics that they had to queue.”
    Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

  • #9
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #10
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It wasn't even a good note. 'If you are reading this I am probably dead.' What sort of a note is that?”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #11
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It gets tiresome being spoken to as if you are a child, even if you happen to be one.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #12
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I also felt guilty about the three pens I'd stolen, but only for a second. And since there was no convenient way to give them back, I stole a bottle of ink before I left.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #13
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Are you hurt?"
    "Absolutely," I said. "Especially in my everywhere.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #14
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “However, while being able to think about two things at the same time is a terribly convenient, the training it takes to get there is frustrating at best, and at other times rather disturbing.

    I remember one time I looked for the stone for almost an hour before I consented to ask the other half of me where I'd hidden it, only to find I hadn't hidden the stone at all. I had merely been waiting to see how long I would look before giving up. Have you ever been annoyed and amused with yourself at the same time? It's an interesting feeling, to say the very least.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #15
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “He taught only one class: 'Unlikely Maths'. But since the time was listed as "now" and the place, "everywhere," this was hardly helpful in tracking him down.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

  • #16
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I have an apple that thinks its a pear. And a bun that thinks it’s a cat. And a lettuce that thinks its a lettuce."
    "It’s a clever lettuce, then."
    "Hardly," she said with a delicate snort. "Why would anything clever think it’s a lettuce?"
    "Even if it is a lettuce?" I asked.
    "Especially then," she said. "Bad enough to be a lettuce. How awful to think you are a lettuce too.”
    Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #18
    Terry Pratchett
    “HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)”
    Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #20
    Terry Pratchett
    “Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
    Mort thought for a moment.
    "No," he said eventually, "what?"
    There was silence.
    Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.”
    Terry Pratchett, Mort

  • #21
    Terry Pratchett
    “...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
    Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

  • #22
    Terry Pratchett
    “Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Truth: Stage Adaptation

  • #23
    Terry Pratchett
    “The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #25
    Brandon Sanderson
    “As I fear not a child with a weapon he cannot lift, I will never fear the mind of a man who does not think.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

  • #26
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”
    “Dumb luck,” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

  • #27
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Honor is dead. But I'll see what I can do.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

  • #28
    Brandon Sanderson
    “He saw it in her eyes. The anguish, the frustration. The terrible nothing that clawed inside and sought to smother her. She knew. It was there, inside. She had been broken.

    Then she smiled. Oh, storms. She smiled anyway.

    It was the single most beautiful thing he’d seen in his entire life.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

  • #29
    John Green
    “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
    John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  • #30
    Lao Tzu
    “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
    Lao Tzu



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