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  • #1
    Joseph Heller
    “He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #2
    Joseph Heller
    “Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”
    Joseph Heller

  • #3
    Joseph Heller
    “There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

    "That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

    "It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.”
    Joseph Heller, Catch-22

  • #4
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    “Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.”
    Carlos Ruiz Zafon, The Shadow of the Wind

  • #5
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    “Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.”
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind

  • #6
    Tad Williams
    “As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much Whatever The Hell You Want, and Expensive Attorney.”
    Tad Williams

  • #7
    Tad Williams
    “Never make your home in a place. Make a home for yourself inside your own head. You'll find what you need to furnish it- memory, friends you can trust, love of learning, and other such things. That way it will go with you wherever you journey.”
    Tad Williams

  • #8
    Haruki Murakami
    “If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.”
    Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

  • #9
    Haruki Murakami
    “Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.”
    Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

  • #10
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
    Kurt Vonnegut

  • #11
    Don DeLillo
    “No sense of the irony of human experience, that we are the highest form of life on earth, and yet ineffably sad because we know what no other animal knows, that we must die.”
    Don DeLillo, White Noise

  • #12
    Stephen  King
    “If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write. Simple as that.”
    Stephen King

  • #13
    Stephen  King
    “Get busy living or get busy dying.”
    Stephen King, Different Seasons

  • #14
    Lee Child
    “Reacher said, "So here's the thing Brett. Either you take your hand off my chest, or I'll take it off your wrist.”
    Lee Child, Worth Dying For

  • #15
    Stephen  King
    “When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
    Stephen King, Storm of the Century

  • #16
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #17
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #18
    Phyllis Diller
    “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
    Phyllis Diller

  • #19
    Yogi Berra
    “Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”
    Yogi Berra

  • #20
    “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”
    Benjamin Brewster

  • #21
    Yogi Berra
    “Deja Vu All Over Again”
    Yogi Berra

  • #22
    Yogi Berra
    “I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
    Yogi Berra

  • #23
    Stephen  King
    “Yeah, but what if you went back and killed your own grandfather?"

    He stared at me, baffled. "Why the fuck would you do that?”
    Stephen King, 11/22/63

  • #24
    Stephen  King
    “Party lights hang over the street, yellow and red and green. Sadie stumbles over someone’s chair, but I’m ready for this and I catch her easily by the arm.

    “Sorry, clumsy,” she says.

    “You always were, Sadie. One of your more endearing traits.”

    Before she can ask about that I slip my arm around her waist. She slips hers around mine, still looking up at me. The lights skate across her cheeks and shine in her eyes. We clasp hands, fingers folding together naturally, and for me the years fall away like a coat that’s too heavy and too tight. In that moment, I hope on thing above all others: that she was not too busy to find at least one good man …

    She speaks in a voice almost too low to be heard over the music. But I hear her – I always did. “Who are you, George?”

    “Someone you knew in another life, honey.”
    Stephen King, 11/22/63

  • #25
    Stephen  King
    “On the subject of love at first sight, I’m with the Beatles: I believe that it happens all the time.”
    Stephen King, 11/22/63

  • #26
    Stephen  King
    “On that gray street, with the smell of industrial smokes in the air and the afternoon bleeding away to evening, downtown Derry looked only marginally more charming than a dead hooker in a church pew.”
    Stephen King, 11/22/63

  • #27
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #28
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"

    I say, goodnight.

    The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #29
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The first rule of fight club is, you don't talk about fight club.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #30
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “I want to have your abortion.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club



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