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“Breathe in, breathe out, move on...”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Some of it's magic and some of it's tragic but I had a good life all the way.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy.
2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change.
3. You don't want to go to jail.
4. When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble.
5. It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad.
6. If you decide to run the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run the ball!”
― Jimmy Buffett, Tales from Margaritaville

“Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Shells sink, dreams float. Life's good on our boat. ”
― Jimmy Buffett

“It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I've had a good life along the
way.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Oh, yesterdays are over my shoulder,
So I can't look back for too long.
There's just too much to see waiting in front of me,
and I know that I just can't go wrong.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I'm growing older, but not up.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“Some people never find it
Some only pretend
But I just want to live
Happily ever after, now and then”
― Jimmy Buffett

“We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Songwriters write songs, but they really belong to the listener.”
― Jimmy Buffett, A Pirate Looks at Fifty

“If life gives you limes make margaritas.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read,
I need protection from the things in my head . . .”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases...”
― Jimmy Buffett

“Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends.
If I knew, I might toss out my anchor.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.”
― Jimmy Buffett, Tales from Margaritaville