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  • #1
    Rita Mae Brown
    “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
    Rita Mae Brown

  • #2
    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    George Carlin

  • #3
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
    Edgar Allan Poe

  • #4
    “One person's craziness is another person's reality.”
    Tim Burton

  • #5
    Christopher Moore
    “If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #6
    “I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
    Joss Whedon

  • #7
    Lewis Carroll
    “Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”
    “Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
    “No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”
    “I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter”
    Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

  • #8
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “The Edge... There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Hell's Angels

  • #9
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence– whether much that is glorious– whether all that is profound– does not spring from disease of thought– from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.”
    Edgar Allan Poe, The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe

  • #10
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    “We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.”
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • #11
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  • #12
    Libba Bray
    “I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.”
    Libba Bray

  • #13
    Toni Morrison
    “Sweet, crazy conversations full of half sentences, daydreams and misunderstandings more thrilling than understanding could ever be.”
    Toni Morrison, Beloved

  • #14
    Franklin Delano Roosevelt
    “When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.”
    Franklin D. Roosevelt

  • #15
    Brandon Sanderson
    “People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

  • #16
    Ray Bradbury
    “Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.”
    Ray Bradbury

  • #17
    Emilie Autumn
    “Oh, and I certainly don't suffer from schizophrenia. I quite enjoy it. And so do I.”
    Emilie Autumn

  • #18
    Susanna Kaysen
    “Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends.”
    Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted

  • #19
    Salvador Dalí
    “The sole difference between myself and a madman is the fact that I am not mad!”
    Salvador Dali

  • #20
    “Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.”
    William Dement

  • #21
    Guy de Maupassant
    “A sick thought can devour the body's flesh more than fever or consumption.”
    Guy de Maupassant, Le Horla et autres contes fantastiques

  • #22
    Jean Dubuffet
    “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.”
    Jean Dubuffet

  • #23
    Hermann Hesse
    “When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.”
    Hermann Hesse

  • #24
    Charles Bukowski
    “Belane, are you nuts?"
    Who knows? Insanity is comparative. Who sets the norm?”
    Bukowski

  • #25
    Emilie Autumn
    “I do not have OCD OCD OCD.”
    Emilie Autumn

  • #26
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: "C-Students from Yale."
    George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, aka Christians, and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or PPs, the medical term for smart, personable people who have no consciences.
    To say somebody is a PP is to make a perfectly respectable diagnosis, like saying he or she has appendicitis or athlete's foot . . .
    PPs are presentable, they know full well the suffering their actions may cause others, but they do not care. They cannot care because they are nuts. They have a screw loose! . . .
    So many of these heartless PPs now hold big jobs in our federal government, as though they were leaders instead of sick. They have taken charge of communications and the schools, so we might as well be Poland under occupation.
    They might have felt that taking our country into an endless war was simply something decisive to do. What has allowed so many PPs to rise so high in corporations, and now in government, is that they are so decisive. They are going to do something every fuckin' day and they are not afraid. Unlike normal people, they are never filled with doubts, for the simple reasons that they don't give a fuck what happens next. Simply can't. Do this! Do that! Mobilize the reserves! Privatize the public schools! Attack Iraq! Cut health care! Tap everybody's telephone! Cut taxes on the rich! Build a trillion-dollar missile shield! Fuck habeas corpus and the Sierra Club and In These Times, and kiss my ass!
    There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country



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