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    William Shakespeare
    “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
    ― William Shakespeare, As You Like It
    tags: wisdom
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    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
    tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
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    Albert Einstein
    “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, simplicity, understand
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    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    ― Jim Henson
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    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: books, humor, reading, television
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    Groucho Marx
    “Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: beatitudes, paraphrased
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    Groucho Marx
    “While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: money
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    Groucho Marx
    “Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: absurdist, humor
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    Groucho Marx
    “I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor
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    Groucho Marx
    “Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay,
    I came to say, I must be going.
    I’m glad I came, but just the same,
    I must be going.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Benjamin Franklin Wade
    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
    ― Benjamin Franklin Wade
    tags: humor, misattributed-mark-twain, philosophy, theology
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    “Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
    ― Terry Johnson, Insignificance
    tags: humor, misattributed-to-marilyn-monroe, philosophy
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    Albert Einstein
    “Never memorize something that you can look up.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: humor, science
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