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    Bill Watterson
    “You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

    'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
    ― Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink"
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    Bill Watterson
    “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
    ― Bill Watterson
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    Bill Watterson
    “That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: humor, perseverance
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    Bill Watterson
    “Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”
    ― Bill Watterson
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    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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    Bill Watterson
    “It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
    ― Bill Watterson
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    Bill Watterson
    “You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: bad-day, calvin-and-hobbes, luck
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    Bill Watterson
    “I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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    Bill Watterson
    “Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new!
    A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy ... let's go exploring!”
    ― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World
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    Bill Watterson
    “I'd hate to have a kid like me.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
    tags: humor-children
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
    ― Robert Heinlein
    tags: efficiency, laziness, morning-people, progress
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
    tags: cat, cats, stubborn, stubborness
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Belief gets in the way of learning.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: belief, learning, preconceptions, understanding
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Butterflies are self propelled flowers.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: beauty, butterflies, flowers, grace
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: benediction, blessing, life, love
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “There is no such thing as "Just a cat.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
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    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
    tags: humor, scifi
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    Douglas Adams
    “Don't Panic.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: h2g2, hitchhiker-s-guide, humor, panic
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    Douglas Adams
    “I'd far rather be happy than right any day.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: happiness, rightness
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    Douglas Adams
    “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: politics, presidency, truth, wishful-thinking
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    Douglas Adams
    “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
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    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
    ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
    tags: happiness
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    Frank Herbert
    “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
    ― Frank Herbert, Dune
    tags: bene-gesserit, fear, litany-against-fear, motivational, scifi
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  • #25
    Stephan Pastis
    “Ohhhhkay... say again but slooooowly.”
    ― Stephan Pastis
    tags: crocs, pearls-before-swine
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    Gary Larson
    “Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!”
    ― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994
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  • #27
    Dr. Seuss
    “How did it get so late so soon?”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: afternoon, december, flewn, june, late, night, soon, time
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    Josh Stern
    “Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'

    I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over”
    ― josh stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
    tags: cry, crying, happiness, joy, life, misattributed-dr-seuss, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
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  • #29
    “You have to be odd to be number one”
    ― Dr. Suess
    tags: inspirational
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  • #30
    “Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.”
    ― Dr.Suess
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