Tim [AFK] > Tim [AFK]'s Quotes

“In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”
― Judge Judy Sheindlin, Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“Stupid people are dangerous.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“District 12: Where you can starve to death in safety.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!

"I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said.

I stared at him. "I don't understand."

"Well, it seems to me… maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining."

I'd like to say I took the news well.

The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

“I'm gonna take a patato chip! AND eat it!”
― Tsugumi Ohba

“Start looking around you... and all you see are people the world would be better off without.”
― Tsugumi Ohba, DEATH NOTE 1: 退屈

“Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...
Jean: A little brat who swears a lot
Maes: An arrogant pipsqueak
Roy: Useless. Just useless
Alphonse: Sorry big brother, I don't know how to add to that...
Ed *starts to cry*: YOU'RE ALL PICKING ON ME!!!”
― Hiromu Arakawa, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vol. 2

“I like black for clothes, small items, and jewelry. It's a color that can't be violated by any other colors. A color that simply keeps being itself. A color that sinks more somberly than any other color, yet asserts itself more than all other colors. It's a passionate gallant color. Anything is wonderful if it transcends things rather than being halfway...”
― Yana Toboso, Black Butler, Vol. 1

“PASTA!!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

“It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“The Japanese are easily influenced,
Italian's are infectious,
And German's are German's wherever they go.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“make pasta, not war.”
― Hetalia

“I really hope that all librarians aren't like Gladys Morgan. Because I'd really like , at some point, to walk into a library and not be afraid for my life.”
― Patrick Carman, Ghost in the Machine

“Kira is childish and hates to lose. I am also childish and hate to lose. - L”
― Tsugumi Ohba, Death Note Box Set