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  • #1
    Hidekaz Himaruya
    “In this world . . .

    It's Heaven when:
    The French are chefs
    The British are police
    The Germans are engineers
    The Swiss are bankers
    And the Italians are lovers

    It's Hell when:
    The English are chefs
    The Germans are police
    The French are engineers
    The Swiss are lovers
    And the Italians are bankers.”
    Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

  • #2
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #3
    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #4
    George Carlin
    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
    George Carlin

  • #5
    Frank Zappa
    “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #6
    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #7
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #8
    Judy Sheindlin
    “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”
    Judge Judy Sheindlin, Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #10
    Suzanne Collins
    “Stupid people are dangerous.”
    Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

  • #11
    Suzanne Collins
    “District 12: Where you can starve to death in safety.”
    Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW!

    "I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said.

    I stared at him. "I don't understand."

    "Well, it seems to me… maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining."

    I'd like to say I took the news well.

    The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #13
    Tsugumi Ohba
    “I'm gonna take a patato chip! AND eat it!”
    Tsugumi Ohba

  • #14
    Tsugumi Ohba
    “Start looking around you... and all you see are people the world would be better off without.”
    Tsugumi Ohba, DEATH NOTE 1: 退屈

  • #15
    “Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...
    Jean: A little brat who swears a lot
    Maes: An arrogant pipsqueak
    Roy: Useless. Just useless
    Alphonse: Sorry big brother, I don't know how to add to that...
    Ed *starts to cry*: YOU'RE ALL PICKING ON ME!!!”
    Hiromu Arakawa, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vol. 2

  • #16
    Yana Toboso
    “I like black for clothes, small items, and jewelry. It's a color that can't be violated by any other colors. A color that simply keeps being itself. A color that sinks more somberly than any other color, yet asserts itself more than all other colors. It's a passionate gallant color. Anything is wonderful if it transcends things rather than being halfway...”
    Yana Toboso, Black Butler, Vol. 1

  • #17
    Hidekaz Himaruya
    “PASTA!!”
    Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

  • #18
    Hidekaz Himaruya
    “It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.”
    Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

  • #20
    Hidekaz Himaruya
    “The Japanese are easily influenced,
    Italian's are infectious,
    And German's are German's wherever they go.”
    Hidekaz Himaruya

  • #21
    “make pasta, not war.”
    Hetalia

  • #22
    Patrick Carman
    “I really hope that all librarians aren't like Gladys Morgan. Because I'd really like , at some point, to walk into a library and not be afraid for my life.”
    Patrick Carman, Ghost in the Machine

  • #23
    Tsugumi Ohba
    “Kira is childish and hates to lose. I am also childish and hate to lose. - L”
    Tsugumi Ohba, Death Note Box Set



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