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  • #1
    Winston S. Churchill
    “We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.”
    Winston Churchhill

  • #2
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #3
    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #4
    Albert Einstein
    “Never memorize something that you can look up.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #5
    Charles Dickens
    “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
    Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

  • #6
    Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad
    “Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
    Tina Fey, Bossypants

  • #7
    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #8
    Will Rogers
    “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
    Will Rogers

  • #9
    Jay McInerney
    “The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
    Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
    Terry Pratchett

  • #11
    Phyllis Diller
    “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
    Phyllis Diller

  • #12
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #13
    “You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
    Pat Monahan

  • #14
    “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.”
    Ellen DeGeneres

  • #15
    John Green
    “I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”
    John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

  • #16
    Alfred Hitchcock
    “Puns are the highest form of literature.”
    Alfred Hitchcock

  • #17
    Groucho Marx
    “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #18
    Coco Chanel
    “You live but once; you might as well be amusing.”
    Coco Chanel

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    L.M. Montgomery
    “Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.”
    Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

  • #21
    Lucille Ball
    “I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.”
    Lucille Ball

  • #22
    Lucille Ball
    “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
    Lucille Ball

  • #23
    “If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”
    Betty White, If You Ask Me

  • #24
    “You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.”
    Betty White, If You Ask Me

  • #25
    “My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.”
    Betty White
    tags: age, humor

  • #26
    Carol Burnett
    “When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.”
    Carol Burnett

  • #27
    “When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
    Lily Tomlin

  • #28
    “Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?”
    Lily Tomlin

  • #29
    “Reality is the leading cause of stress.”
    Lily Tomlin

  • #30
    Joan Rivers
    “I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
    Joan Rivers



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