Ted > Ted's Quotes

“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem”
― Captain Jack Sparrow

“Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.

Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”
― Captain Jack Sparrow

“Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.

Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.

[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]

Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.”
― Captain Jack Sparrow

“Complications arose, ensued, were overcome”
― Captain Jack Sparrow