Tim Fishlock > Tim's Quotes

“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Vendetta

“[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter International

“Forget diamonds or dogs—a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon.”
― Sarah A. Hoyt, DarkShip Thieves

“It was rumored she held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted.”
― David Weber, Field of Dishonor