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  • #1
    “If your going to be bad; At least be good at it”
    Skylar Blue

  • #2
    “If you are lonely, turn off all the lights and put on a horror movie, After a while it won't feel like your alone anymore.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #3
    “Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?”
    Skylar Blue

  • #4
    “Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
    My personality is who I am, And my attitude depends on who you are”
    Skylar Blue
    tags: humor

  • #5
    “When someone hits you, just calmly get back up and say "You hit meh how dare you.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #6
    “That awkward moment when your wearing Nikes but you just can't do it...”
    Skylar Blue

  • #7
    “I wish common sense was more common...”
    Skylar Blue

  • #8
    “Being in a relationship, isn't just about getting kisses and hugs, it's about having Someone to care for; Someone to be there for you in hard times; Someone to laugh with; Someone to trust and believe in.”
    SKYLAR BLUE

  • #9
    “I love how in scary movies the person always yells out "Hello?" As if the killer is going to answer them; seriously?”
    Skylar Blue

  • #10
    “Once someone's hurt you, it's harder to relax around them, harder to think of them as safe to love...”
    Skylar Blue

  • #11
    “I'm sick of following my dream, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going then hook up with 'em later”
    Mitch Hedberg

  • #12
    “I don't know how to act my age.
    I've never been this age before”
    Skylar Blue
    tags: humor

  • #13
    “If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with a coffee, it was meant to be...”
    Skylar Blue

  • #14
    “Username or password is incorrect" well...at least tell me which....”
    Skylar Blue
    tags: humor

  • #15
    “Baby's thoughts when parents try to hide there face behind their hands; "You mean to tell me that, she's hiding behind her hands?”
    Skylar Blue

  • #16
    “It's hard to find someone like me;
    98% smart; 52% cute; 100% sweet. So don't lose me”
    Skylar Blue

  • #17
    “My "Alone Time" Is for everyone's safety.”
    Skylar Blue
    tags: humor

  • #18
    “I hate it when people are at your house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we pee in the backyard.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #19
    “Isn't it weird when you have 1 hand that can do everything, but the other other hand is just like "I don't know how to hold a pencil.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #20
    “I advise you not to mess with me. I know Karate, kung Fu, judo tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 100 other dangerous words.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #21
    “I accidentally punched myself in the face, while trying to pull up the blanket & If this doesn't accurately describe my life, I don't know what does.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #22
    “If your arguing with a girl and she says "Wow..." run and never come back”
    Skylar Blue

  • #23
    “An apple a day, keeps anyone away; If you throw it hard enough.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #24
    “Tbh...I really don't have to worry about getting kidnapped. They'd return me in less than an hour.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #25
    “Dear Karma,
    I Have a list of people you've missed.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #26
    “Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but is just doesn't work out.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #27
    “ME?! CRAZY?! no, you got it all wrong... I'm not crazy I'm just...Unique”
    Skylar Blue

  • #28
    “Lazy people fact: #2347827309018287.
    You were too lazy to read this^ number.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #29
    “100% True Fact: When someone Texts or Emails you; before you write back to them, you say what you're gonna write in your head, and then you write that and send it to them.”
    Skylar Blue

  • #30
    “I've got 99 problems but 86 of them are made up scenarios in my head, that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason”
    Skylar Blue



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