George Ar > George's Quotes

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir

“Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.”
― Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

“Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
― Théophile Gautier

“God has no religion.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“خنجر مدفون في لحم ذكرياتي أنت”
― غادة السمان, ختم الذاكرة بالشمع الأحمر