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  • #1
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    Paul Terry

  • #2
    “Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
    Terry Johnson, Insignificance

  • #3
    Bob Marley
    “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
    Bob Marley

  • #4
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #5
    Chelsea Handler
    “There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”
    Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

  • #6
    “I'm obsessively opposed to the typical.”
    Lady Gaga

  • #7
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #8
    Benjamin Franklin
    “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

    [misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #9
    “That's Hot!”
    Paris Hilton

  • #10
    Tom Robbins
    “A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.”
    Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

  • #11
    Tom Robbins
    “There are only two mantras, yum and yuck, mine is yum.”
    Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker



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