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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
― Groucho Marx

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
― Groucho Marx

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx

“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”
― Groucho Marx

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
― Groucho Marx

“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”
― groucho marx

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
― Groucho Marx

“I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.”
― Groucho Marx

“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”
― Groucho Marx

“It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”
― Groucho Marx