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“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
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Rick Cook,
The Wizardry Compiled
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“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
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Douglas Adams
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#3
“Truth can only be found in one place: the code.”
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Robert C. Martin,
Clean Code: A Handbook of Agile Software Craftsmanship
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“Indeed, the ratio of time spent reading versus writing is well over 10 to 1. We are constantly reading old code as part of the effort to write new code. ...[Therefore,] making it easy to read makes it easier to write.”
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Robert C. Martin,
Clean Code: A Handbook of Agile Software Craftsmanship
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#5
“The ideal architect should be a man of letters, a skillful draftsman, a mathematician, familiar with historical studies, a diligent student of philosophy, acquainted with music, not ignorant of medicine, learned in the responses of jurisconsults, familiar with astronomy and astronomical calculations.”
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Vitruvius
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#6
“It should be noted that no ethically -trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.”
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Nathaniel S. Borenstein
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#7
“My definition of a great manager is someone with whom you can make a connection no matter where you sit in the organization chart.”
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Michael Lopp,
Managing Humans: Biting and Humorous Tales of a Software Engineering Manager
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