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“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
― Oscar Wilde

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
― Timothy Leary

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?”
― Jarod Kintz