Jeff > Jeff's Quotes

“Nice bird, asshole!”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.”
― Jim Butcher, Small Favor

“The truth is like salt. Men want to taste a little, but too much makes everyone sick.”
― Joe Abercrombie, The Heroes