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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #2
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #3
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #4
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #5
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #6
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #7
    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    William W. Purkey

  • #8
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #9
    Bill Watterson
    “It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #10
    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #11
    Bill Watterson
    “You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #12
    Bill Watterson
    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #13
    Bill Watterson
    “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #14
    Bill Watterson
    “There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #15
    Bill Watterson
    “You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #16
    Bill Watterson
    “Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
    Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages, 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

  • #17
    Bill Watterson
    “In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #18
    Bill Watterson
    “We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #19
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm a misunderstood genius."
    "What's misunderstood?"
    "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #20
    Bill Watterson
    “That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”
    Bill Watterson, Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six

  • #21
    Bill Watterson
    “Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”
    Bill Watterson

  • #22
    Bill Watterson
    “If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. ”
    Bill Watterson

  • #23
    Bill Watterson
    “Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #24
    Bill Watterson
    “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #25
    Bill Watterson
    “I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”
    Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

  • #26
    Bill Watterson
    “I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #27
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”
    Bill Waterson

  • #28
    Bill Watterson
    “God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #29
    Bill Watterson
    “I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #30
    Bill Watterson
    “Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”
    Bill Watterson, The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book



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