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  • #1
    Leigh Bardugo
    “Three pairs of socks, one pair of trousers, an extra shirt. One canteen. A tin cup and plate. A cylindrical slide rule, a chronometer, a jar of spruce sap, my collection of anticorrosives -”
    “You were only supposed to pack what you need.”
    David gave an empathetic nod. “Exactly.”
    “Please tell me you didn’t bring all of Morozova’s journals,” I said.
    “Of course I did.”
    I rolled my eyes. There had to be at least fifteen leather-bound books. “Maybe they’ll make good kindling.”
    “Is she kidding?” David asked, looking concerned. “I can never tell if she’s kidding.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “I looked across the river to Manhattan. It was a great view. When Sadie and I had first arrived at Brooklyn House, Amos had told us that magicians tried to stay out of Manhattan. He said Manhattan had other problems--whatever that meant. And sometimes when I looked across the water, I could swear I was seeing things. Sadie laughed about it, but once I thought I saw a flying horse. Probably just the mansion's magic barriers causing optical illusions, but still, it was weird.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a depressing commentary on boy-girl relationships.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #4
    Rick Riordan
    “Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #5
    Rick Riordan
    “Now, you'll have to answer my questions."
    "Oh, very well," Set said. "I like Brazil for the World Cup. I'd advise investing in platinum and small-cap funds. And your lucky numbers this week are 2, 13--"
    "Not those questions!" Menshikov snapped.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #6
    Rick Riordan
    “Carter, not to be unkind," I said, "but the last few months you've been seeing messages about Zia everywhere. Two weeks ago, you thought she was sending you a distress call in your mashed potatoes."
    "It was a Z! Carved right in the potatoes!”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “Sadie, I can't intervene." He turned up his palms in frustration. "I told you when we first met, this isn't an actual physical body."
    "Shame," I mumbled.
    "What?"
    "Nothing. Go on.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi.
    "Bebsi?" I asked.
    "Pepsi," Walt said. "I read about it on the Internet. There's no 'p' in Arabic. Everyone here calls the soda Bebsi."
    "So you have to have Bebsi with your bizza?"
    "Brobably.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe.”
    Rick Riordan, The Serpent's Shadow

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!”
    Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout.
    “My lord Osiris!” Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. “This is an outrage!”
    “Sadie,” Dad said firmly, “please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins.”
    Rick Riordan, The Serpent's Shadow

  • #14
    Erin Morgenstern
    “Reading a novel, he supposes, is like playing a game where all the choices have been made for you ahead of time by someone who is much better at this particular game. (Though he sometimes wishes choose-your-own-adventure novels would come back into fashion.)”
    Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea

  • #18
    Erin Morgenstern
    “I do not care for stars,” the traveler said. The merchant laughed. “Everyone wants the stars. Everyone wishes to grasp that which exists out of reach. To hold the extraordinary in their hands and keep the remarkable in their pockets.”
    Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea

  • #19
    Erin Morgenstern
    “I think the best stories feel like they’re still going, somewhere, out in story space.”
    Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea

  • #19
    Leigh Bardugo
    “If they're smugglers, I don't know any of them."
    "I could follow," said Tolya.
    "Why don't I just go do a waltz in the middle of the road?" Tamar taunted. Tolya was hardly quiet on his feet.
    "I'm getting better," Tolya said defensively. "Besides-"
    Mal silenced them with a look. " Do not pursue, do not engage."
    As Mal led us deeper into the trees, Tolya grumbled, " You don't even know how to waltz.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #21
    Erin Morgenstern
    “A girl Lost in the woods is a different sort of creature than a girl who walks purposefully through the trees even though she does not know her way. This girl in the woods is not lost. She is exploring.”
    Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea

  • #22
    Erin Morgenstern
    “Everyone is a part of a story, what they want is to be part of something worth recording”
    Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea

  • #27
    Leigh Bardugo
    “Zoya and I gaped at him. Then she scowled. "You know, if you turned a bit of that poetry on me, I might consider giving you a change."

    "Who says I want one?"

    "I want one!" called Harshaw.

    Zoya blew a damp curl from her forehead. "Oncat as a better chance than you."

    Harshaw held the little tabby above him. "Why, Oncat," he said. "You rogue.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #28
    Erin Morgenstern
    “For those who feel homesick for a place they’ve never been to. Those who seek even if they do not know what (or where) it is that they are seeking. Those who seek will find. Their doors have been waiting for them.”
    Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea

  • #30
    Erin Morgenstern
    “We are all stardust and stories.”
    Erin Morgenstern, The Starless Sea

  • #31
    Casey McQuiston
    “calendar request from mom: 2pm, west wing first floor, international ethics & sexual identity debrief”
    Casey McQuinston

  • #32
    Rick Riordan
    “I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.
    "Sadie,"I said,"I'm going to kill you."
    She batted her eyes innocently."But the street merchant gave us a very good deal on those.Walt said they would fit you."
    Walt raised his hand."Don't blame me,man.I tried to stick up for you."
    Bes snorted,then did a pretty good imitation of Walt's voice:"At least get the extra-large ones with Pikachu.”
    Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire
    tags: humor

  • #33
    Leigh Bardugo
    “You never know," said Nikolai. "I've been busy. I might have some surprises in store for the Darkling yet."

    "Please tell me you plan to dress up as a volcra and jump out of a cake."

    "Well, now you've ruined the surprise.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #35
    Leigh Bardugo
    “He reached up and brushed his knuckles over the wetness on my cheek. The smallest smile touched his bloodstained lips. "Someone to mourn me." He dropped his hand, as if the weight were too much. "No grave," he gasped, his hand tightening on mine, "for them to desecrate."
    "All right," I said. The tears came harder. There will be nothing left.
    He shuddered. His eyelids dropped.
    "Once more," he said. "Speak my name once more.
    He was ancient, I knew that. But in this moment he was just a boy - brilliant, blessed with too much power, burdened by eternity.
    "Aleksander."
    His eyes fluttered shut. "Don't let me be alone," he murmured. And then he was gone.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #36
    Leigh Bardugo
    “You were meant to be like me. You were meant . . . You’re nothing now.”
    He dropped his hands. I saw realization strike him. He was truly alone. And he always would be.
    I saw emptiness enter his eyes, felt the yawning void inside him stretch wider, and infinite wasteland. The calm left him, all that cool certainty. He cried out in his rage.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #37
    Leigh Bardugo
    “Tolya swept me up in his huge arms.
    “Our sister,” he explained to the curious guard.
    “Our sister?” hissed Tamar as we entered the royal barracks. “She doesn’t look anything like us. Remind me never to let you work intelligence.”
    “I have better things to do than trade in whispers,” he said with dignity. “Besides, she is our sister.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #38
    Leigh Bardugo
    “You’re one of us,” said Genya, “whether you like it or not. Besides, if Alina has to kill you, she may go completely crazy and she’ll have three amplifiers. Then it will be up to Misha to stop her with the power of awful dancing.”
    “She is pretty moody,” said Harshaw. He tapped his temple. “Not totally there, if you know what I mean.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising

  • #39
    Leigh Bardugo
    “I'm a business man," he'd told her. "No more, no less."
    "You're a thief, Kaz."
    "Isn't that what I just said?”
    Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

  • #40
    Leigh Bardugo
    “Greed is your god, Kaz.”
    He almost laughed at that. “No, Inej. Greed bows to me. It is my servant and my lever.”
    “And what god do you serve, then?”
    “Whichever will grant me good fortune.”
    “I don’t think gods work that way.”
    “I don’t think I care.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows



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