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“The moon is made of cheese!”
― Katrina Kahler, Ooops!

“She used to call me garbage truck”
― Aimee Bender, The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

“Sir, permission to begin my work,”
― Dean Henegar, Invasion

“I want one!” The girl stamped her foot just like Elaine had as a child. Maybe she was a princess too? “I don’t think your dad would approve of you getting a tattoo.” “He never approves of anything at all,” Serra frowned. “He’s so mean. You are much kinder. Maybe you can be my dad?” Hadjar choked. The girl’s innocence and naivety always amazed him.”
― Kirill Klevanski, Sea of Sand

“Bite in! I said. The sound of crackling. Eliza giggled in the back. Her parents did not allow her to eat Doritos. I was her drug dealer, in this way. See? I said. What does it taste like? A Dorito, said a smartass in the front row. Cheese, said someone else. Really? I said. They concentrated on their chips. That good dust stuff, said someone else. Exactly, I said. That good dust stuff.”
― Aimee Bender, The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

“He opened his arms and I ran into them in excitement.”
― Elizabeth Stevens, Keeping Up Appearances

“I threw my arms around his neck as he picked me up and span me around, both of us laughing.”
― Elizabeth Stevens, Keeping Up Appearances

“I mean, stories are just words on paper. Nothing substantial.”
― Emma Dalton, Bad Boys Don’t Fall For Shy Girls

“Flower Salad”
― Debbie Madson, Kid Friendly Finger Foods-50 fun food ideas

“Thanks.” He wraps his arm around me, tucking me against his body. I lower my head on his shoulder as we watch the waterfall. The only place I want to be right now is here, my body pressed close to his in front of this amazing sight.”
― Emma Dalton, Bad Boys Don’t Fall For Shy Girls

“We leave”
― Divyansh Gupta, Diary of a Human Hero: Book 3:

“Brody Valentine WILL return in Secret Agent 6th Grader 5!”
― Marcus Emerson, Selfies Are Forever

“Jacobi”
― Jessica L. Elliott, Charming Academy

“I assure you all that everyone will be safe and live a peaceful life in Hell,”
― K.S.Y., God Slayer: Vol. 2

“I’m sorry my big brother’s such a shithead, honey.”
― Elizabeth Stevens, The Stand-In: my life as an understudy

“got a dick in my ass.”
― Tabatha Allen, Doctor Gay

“Rufus walked to where Jason stood next to the book and placed a hand on it. “The book will give you the techniques,” he said. “We will show you how, when and why to use them.” “By beating it into me,” Jason said. “That’s right,” Gary said from behind the cooker. “We’re going to beat you like a drum.” “Suddenly I’m a lot less excited,” Jason said. “Couldn’t you just let me have my moment of happiness?” “I just don’t want you to think learning martial arts from a book will magically make you good at fighting.” “That’s a disappointment,” Jason said, “given its literal purpose is to magically make me good at fighting.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters

“It was tricky to put a wrist lock on something that didn’t have a wrist.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters

“That’s right,” said Dave. “In fact, our friends are just about to spring an ambush on you. You’d best hand over that Staff.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“A few of them stopped to get Detective McCarl’s autograph, but then they keep kept running.”
― Dave Villager, Carl and Alex Present: World War Potato: An Unofficial Minecraft Story

“It’s big, and it’s so hard. You must come sit on it. It’s not my chair.”
― Weina Dai Randel, The Last Rose of Shanghai

“Can’t we be friends?” Timothy said, trying to save his own life.”
― Dr. Block, Firestorm

“I had known love for a few hours and now knew heartbreak. This feeling—it was horrible. My chest was empty, like someone had carved out my heart with a dull spoon and filled it with a burning stone. The agony was unbearable. But the loneliness was worse.”
― Chanda Hahn, Of Beast and Beauty

“then come back here to build a home. And there would be dragonets, if she wanted them. Clearsight felt a sudden, dizzying rush of love for dragons who weren’t even eggs yet: little Jewel, and whip-smart Tortoiseshell, and cuddly Orange (who names their dragonet Orange? Sunstreak, apparently. They might have to have some conversations about that plan), and Commodore, the king of giggles.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Darkstalker

“Next thing they knew, the door burst open, and there stood a group of the three meanest girls in school, who called themselves "The squad." The leader, Victoria, held up a disposable camera, snapping a quick picture, before the three burst into a fit of laughter.”
― K.J. Morgan, Alex

“Vargus: Be me. Eat a bag of dicks for breakfast. Go home for lunch and eat another bag of dicks. Finish work and start preparing my bag of dicks for dinner while I warm up ‘The Saga Continues’. No Aetherius. Me sad. Chew dicks pensively. Some guy called Scorpius fighting instead. Level 28. Total noobcake. ROFL, wut a tryhard. Noobcake kicks demi-god in my three meals a day and cusses him out in livestream, with broken arms and legs. Dicks spilling from my gobsmacked open mouth (soooooo many dicks). I inhale too hard and my dinner gets lodged in my throat. Stars in my vision, blacking out. Try to call my mom for help, but multiple phalli are blocking my respiratory organs. Tumble out of my chair sideways and hit the ground, hands around my throat to dislodge all the penises I’ve been chowing down on. There’s no hope, there are too many. Everything goes dark. Wake up, my vision is blurry and my throat is blissfully unburdened by inadvertent deep throating. I’m being transported somewhere. Am I on my way to heaven? How will I explain my eating habits to Saint Peter? Big blurry white words are floating into perspective in the center of my vision. I try to focus on them, my brain still struggling to replenish oxygen. The words clear, and it is obvious that my diet has not gone unnoticed. I am in hell. ‘The Elder Scrolls V’. Oh no, oh god no, anything but that! ‘SKYRIM’. Please, St. Peter, I can change, please don’t forsake me, PLEA- “Hey you, you’re finally awake”. Thanks Todd. 10/10, would eat dicks and watch Daemien kick a demi-god in the schlong again.”
― Oliver Mayes

“Two Minutes Hate,”
― George Orwell, 1984

“There’s no time,’ the German shouted over the rotor noise. ‘Get inside.’ He and the Dutchman opened fire on the approaching vehicles. Driver re-entered the house, slamming both security doors shut behind her.”
― Rob Aspinall, Rebel Elite: Action-packed espionage thriller with a twist

“Whoever built this maze is exceptionally cruel,” said Alex, “only leaving one block of space between the cactus walls. It’s downright horrific.”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe, Books 1 - 5: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“That gorgeous chunk of man-meat belongs to me.”
― Sherry D. Ficklin, In Too Deep