Dark & Twisty

Khoshal > Khoshal's Quotes

Showing 1-29 of 29
sort by

    like
  • #1
    Morrissey
    “I am hated for loving.
    I am haunted for wanting.”
    ― Morrissey
    tags: humor, lyrics, music
    100 likes

    • like
  • #2
    Cherise Sinclair
    “People—especially men—don't always know what they want. You try, and if it doesn't work, then you may quit.”
    With a broken heart. As if she'd read her mind, Abuelita frowned and scolded, “Hearts mend, but lost chances are gone forever.”
    ― Cherise Sinclair, Lean on Me
    tags: andrea, broken-heart, carpe-diem
    26 likes

    • like
  • #3
    “I love you and it's getting worse.”
    ― Joseph Morris
    tags: devotion, humor, love
    412 likes

    • like
  • #4
    Oscar Wilde
    “If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: desire, humor
    260 likes

    • like
  • #5
    Christine Warren
    “It called to him, a sweet heady beacon of femininity, fertility, and fuckability. His three favorite f-words.”
    ― Christine Warren, Wolf at the Door
    68 likes

    • like
  • #6
    Mark Twain
    “I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”
    ― Mark Twain
    1691 likes

    • like
  • #7
    Clarence Darrow
    “I have always felt that doubt was the beginning of wisdom, and the fear of God was the end of wisdom.”
    ― Clarence Darrow, The Story of My Life
    tags: doubt, fear, skepticism, wisdom
    210 likes

    • like
  • #8
    Seán O'Casey
    “All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”
    ― Seán O'Casey
    tags: destiny, drama, fate, humanity, humankind, humor, life, stage, theater, world
    596 likes

    • like
  • #9
    Benjamin Franklin
    “I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
    ― Benjamin Franklin
    tags: examinations, failure, humor
    1202 likes

    • like
  • #10
    Steve Martin
    “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: cluelessness, humor, sex
    402 likes

    • like
  • #11
    Jarod Kintz
    “When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
    358 likes

    • like
  • #12
    Erma Bombeck
    “There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
    ― Erma Bombeck
    tags: comedy, humor, hurt, laughter, pain, tragedy
    919 likes

    • like
  • #13
    Bill Watterson
    “I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: expectations, humor
    703 likes

    • like
  • #14
    Bill Watterson
    “I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”
    ― Bill Watterson, It's a Magical World
    tags: humor
    437 likes

    • like
  • #15
    Langston Hughes
    “Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”
    ― Langston Hughes
    tags: humor
    545 likes

    • like
  • #16
    Ilona Andrews
    “Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”
    ― Ilona Andrews, Magic Slays
    tags: curran, humor, kate
    322 likes

    • like
  • #17
    Will Rogers
    “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: enterprise, humor, inertia, inspirational
    3589 likes

    • like
  • #18
    George Bernard Shaw
    “A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”
    ― George Bernard Shaw
    tags: funny, humor, optimism, pessimism
    716 likes

    • like
  • #19
    George F. Will
    “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”
    ― George F. Will
    tags: humor
    331 likes

    • like
  • #20
    George Carlin
    “In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: america, humor, president, qualifications
    666 likes

    • like
  • #21
    George Carlin
    “Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: humor
    593 likes

    • like
  • #22
    Yogi Berra
    “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
    ― Yogi Berra
    96 likes

    • like
  • #23
    “Live, laugh, love for tomorrow in another day.”
    ― Robert Gerus
    tags: carpe-diem
    16 likes

    • like
  • #24
    Geoff Johns
    “I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.”
    ― Geoff Johns, Teen Titans, Vol. 3: Beast Boys and Girls
    tags: humor
    543 likes

    • like
  • #25
    Sue Grafton
    “Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.”
    ― Sue Grafton
    tags: humor, independent-thought, thought
    421 likes

    • like
  • #26
    Bill Watterson
    “We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: enjoy-life, humor, live-in-the-moment
    1108 likes

    • like
  • #27
    Drew Carey
    “It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
    ― Drew Carey
    tags: humor
    182 likes

    • like
  • #28
    Winston S. Churchill
    “My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
    ― Winston S. Churchill
    tags: humor, taste
    5985 likes

    • like
  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: epigram, humor, men, women
    2179 likes



Rss
All Quotes



Tags From Khoshal’s Quotes

humor
lyrics
music
andrea
broken-heart
carpe-diem
devotion
love
desire
doubt
fear
skepticism
wisdom
destiny
drama
fate
humanity
humankind
life
stage
theater
world
examinations
failure
cluelessness
sex
comedy
hurt
laughter
pain
tragedy
expectations
curran
kate
enterprise
inertia
inspirational
funny
optimism
pessimism
america
president
qualifications
independent-thought
thought
enjoy-life
live-in-the-moment
taste
epigram
men
women