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    Mo Willems
    “If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
    ― Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs
    tags: fairy-tales, humor, humorous, philosophy, psychology
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    Bill Watterson
    “Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor
    3629 likes

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    Robert Frost
    “Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
    And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
    ― Robert Frost
    tags: humor, poetry, religion
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    Dr. Seuss
    “I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”
    ― Dr. Seuss, Horton Hatches the Egg
    tags: dr-seuss, humor, inspirational, musical
    3066 likes

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    Brandon Sanderson
    “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

    It's really funny.”
    ― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
    tags: humor, sarcasm
    2029 likes

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    Brandon Sanderson
    “It's a mystery," Vin said, narrowing her eyes and smiling. "We Mistborn are incredibly mysterious."
    Elend paused." Um...I'm Mistborn too, Vin. That doesn't make any sense."
    "We Mistborn need not make sense," Vin said." It's beneath us. Come on-the sun's already down. We need to get moving.”
    ― Brandon Sanderson, The Hero of Ages
    tags: brandon-sanderson, elend, mistborn, the-hero-of-ages, vin
    255 likes

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    Brandon Sanderson
    “Definitely not—you optimists just can't understand that a depressed person doesn't want you to try and cheer them up. It makes us sick.”
    ― Brandon Sanderson, Elantris
    tags: brandon-sanderson, elantris, optimist
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    Brandon Sanderson
    “That night, it rained on the other dogs, who slept outside in the cold barn, which leaked. But the little dog snuggled into a warm bed beside the fire, hugged by the farmer’s children, his belly full. And as he did, the dog sadly thought to himself, ‘I could not become a dragon. I am an utter and complete failure.’ The end.”
    ― Brandon Sanderson, Rhythm of War
    tags: brandon-sanderson, cosmere, dog, dogs, dragon, kaladin, rhythm-of-war, the-dog-and-the-dragon, wit
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    Marilyn Monroe
    “What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: humor
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    A.A. Milne
    “Oh Tigger, where are your manners?"

    "I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.”
    ― A.A. Milne
    tags: humor, manners, pooh, tigger
    1497 likes

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    Brandon Sanderson
    “Elend: I kind of lost track of time…
    Breeze: For two hours?
    Elend: There were books involved.”
    ― Brandon Sanderson, The Well of Ascension
    tags: books, humor
    1889 likes

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    Sophie Kinsella
    “I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.”
    ― Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic
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    Lewis Carroll
    “Curiouser and curiouser.”
    ― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass
    tags: children-s-lit, favorites, humor
    1302 likes

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    Bill Watterson
    “In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
    ― Bill Watterson
    tags: humor, jerks, science
    1290 likes

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    Pseudonymous Bosch
    “Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.”
    ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
    tags: anime, emotions, funny, humor, manga, provoke, troublesome
    1298 likes

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    Brandon Sanderson
    “You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.

    - Breeze”
    ― Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire
    tags: humor, remaining-silent, reticence
    1507 likes

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    Mary Ann Shaffer
    “Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.”
    ― Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
    tags: humor, reading
    1312 likes

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    Herman Wouk
    “When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
    ― Herman Wouk
    tags: danger, humor
    1197 likes



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