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    G.K. Chesterton
    “Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
    ― G.K. Chesterton, Alarms and Discursions
    tags: cheese, poetry
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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I
    summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear
    tags: arcanist, cheese, demons, funny, magic, rind
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    Hippocrates
    “Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.”
    ― Hippocrates
    tags: food, health, medicine
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    Neil Gaiman
    “Oh, monsters are scared," said Lettie. "That's why they're monsters.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane
    tags: monsters, scared
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    Simon Holt
    “If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave.”
    ― Simon Holt, The Devouring
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    Anne Rice
    “Evil is a point of view. We are immortal. And what we have before us are the rich feasts that conscience cannot appreciate and mortal men cannot know without regret. God kills, and so shall we; indiscriminately He takes the richest and the poorest, and so shall we; for no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves, dark angels not confined to the stinking limits of hell but wandering His earth and all its kingdoms.”
    ― Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire
    tags: evil
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  • #7
    “A dream is not reality, but who's to say which is which?”
    ― Alice Through the Looking Glass
    tags: alice-in-wonderland, alice-through-the-looking-glass, lewis-carroll, mad-hatter
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    Emory R. Frie
    “Time is drowning,
    Hearts are burning,
    Heads are rolling,
    Nothing can save you now,
    Tick tock, tick tock;

    Creatures talking,
    Weak are rising,
    White Queen’s nearing,
    Nothing can save you now,
    Tick tock, tick tock;

    Cards are bleeding,
    Crowns are sweating,
    Tea is spilling,
    Nothing can save you now,
    Tick tock, tick tock;

    Red Queen, here’s your warning,
    Wonderland’s raging,
    Alice is coming,
    Highness, time is drowning,
    And nothing can save you now,
    Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock…”
    ― Emory R. Frie, Wonderland
    tags: cards, clock, mad-hatter, madness, tea, time
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  • #9
    Christina Henry
    “Just because I’m mad doesn’t mean I’m not right.”
    ― Christina Henry, Alice
    tags: hatcher, mad, mad-hatter
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    Thomas Ligotti
    “The human phenomenon is but the sum
    Of densely coiled layers of illusion
    Each of which winds itself on the supreme insanity
    That there are persons of any kind
    When all there can be is mindless mirrors
    Laughing and screaming as they parade about
    in an endless dream
    ”
    ― Thomas Ligotti
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    Orson Scott Card
    “Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.”
    ― Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game
    tags: identity, pretend
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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  • #13
    The Seven Social Sins are: Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character. Commerce
    “The Seven Social Sins are:

    Wealth without work.
    Pleasure without conscience.
    Knowledge without character.
    Commerce without morality.
    Science without humanity.
    Worship without sacrifice.
    Politics without principle.


    From a sermon given by Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925.”
    ― Frederick Lewis Donaldson
    tags: character, commerce, conscience, happiness, humanity, knowledge, misattributed-to-gandhi, money, morality, pleasure, politics, principle, sacrifice, science, sin, sins, wealth, work, worship
    13144 likes

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    Terry Pratchett
    “Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
    tags: humor, science
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    Carl Sagan
    “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
    ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos
    tags: science
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    Cassandra Clare
    “Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel
    tags: books, literature, philosphy, poetry, reading
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    Victor Hugo
    “Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent”
    ― Victor Hugo
    tags: literature, music, poetry
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    Robert Frost
    “The Road Not Taken

    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.”
    ― Robert Frost
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  • #19
    I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
    “I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.”
    ― Sarah Williams
    tags: night, poetry
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  • #20
    Let our scars fall in love.
    “Let our scars fall in love.”
    ― Galway Kinnell
    tags: poetry
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  • #21
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    ― Narcotics Anonymous
    tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein
    64582 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain
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    Charles J. Sykes
    “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
    ― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add
    tags: humor, misattributed-to-bill-gates, nerd, nerds, work
    15571 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: death, fear, humor, life
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    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    ― Cassandra Clare
    tags: humor, jace-wayland, simon-lewis
    13681 likes

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  • #26
    “Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
    ― Terry Johnson, Insignificance
    tags: humor, misattributed-to-marilyn-monroe, philosophy
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    Markus Herz
    “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
    ― Markus Herz
    tags: books, health, humor, misattributed-mark-twain, misprints
    13747 likes

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  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.”
    ― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
    tags: clary-fray, demons, growing-up, humor, jace-wayland, luke, teenager
    12379 likes

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  • #29
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
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  • #30
    Douglas Adams
    “Don't Panic.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: h2g2, hitchhiker-s-guide, humor, panic
    4706 likes



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