David > David's Quotes

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
― Stephen Fry

“I failed to understand what was so enviable about having a position that a pack of phonies sucked up to. Dishwashing suited me because nice people were nice to me and assholes were assholes to me, yet no one ever sucked up to me.”
― Pete Jordan

“If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.”
― Toni Morrison

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“The secret to living long is to have something to live for.”
― David Levithan, Love Is the Higher Law

“This is what a memorial is: Standing still, staring at something that isn't there.”
― David Levithan, Love Is the Higher Law

“Let everything happen to you
Beauty and terror
Just keep going
No feeling is final”
― Rainer Maria Rilke

“Oh if life were made of moments
Even now and then a bad one--!
But if life were only moments,
Then you'd never know you had one.”
― Stephen Sondheim, Into the Woods

“Nice is different than good.”
― Stephen Sondheim