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    Will Rogers
    “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: enterprise, humor, inertia, inspirational
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    Will Rogers
    “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: advice, funny, reticence, silence
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    Will Rogers
    “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: afterlife, death, dogs, heaven
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    Will Rogers
    “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: men-and-women
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    Will Rogers
    “All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: funny, humor, media
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    Will Rogers
    “There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -Will Rogers”
    ― Will Rogers, The Quotable Will Rogers
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    Will Rogers
    “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: calmly, die, screaming, will-rogers
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    Will Rogers
    “If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: humor, politics
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    Will Rogers
    “If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: stupidity
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    Will Rogers
    “Always drink upstream from the herd.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: advice, funny
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    Will Rogers
    “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
    ― Will Rogers
    tags: politics
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    Will Rogers
    “Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.”
    ― Will Rogers
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    Will Rogers
    “Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.”
    ― Will Rogers
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    Will Rogers
    “An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”
    ― Will Rogers
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  • #15
    Will Rogers
    “Don't let yesterday take up too much of today”
    ― Will Rogers
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