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  • #1
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #2
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #3
    John Green
    “Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
    John Green

  • #4
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #5
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
    "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #6
    Markus Herz
    “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
    Markus Herz

  • #7
    C.E.M. Joad
    “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
    C.E.M. Joad

  • #8
    Groucho Marx
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #9
    Terry Pratchett
    “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

  • #10
    Oscar Levant
    “There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
    Oscar Levant

  • #11
    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    Chris Rock

  • #12
    Alan Bradley
    “I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.”
    Alan Bradley, The Weed That Strings the Hangman's Bag

  • #13
    Claudia Gray
    “I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.”
    Claudia Gray, Stargazer

  • #14
    Larissa Ione
    “The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.”
    Larissa Ione, Desire Unchained

  • #15
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “You're beautiful and sad," I said finally, not looking at him when I did. "Just like your eyes. You're like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again." For a long moment there was only the whirring sound of the tires on the road, and then Sam said softly, "Thank you.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver

  • #16
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “In that moment, Blue was a little in love with all of them.
    Their magic. Their quest. Their awfulness and strangeness.
    Her raven boys.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Dream Thieves

  • #17
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “While I'm gone," Gansey said, pausing, "dream me the world. Something new for every night.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Dream Thieves

  • #18
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “Is this thing safe?"
    "Safe as life," Gansey replied.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys

  • #19
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “I am being perfectly fucking civil.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Dream Thieves

  • #20
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “I fell for her in summer, my lovely summer girl,
    From summer she is made, my lovely summer girl,
    I’d love to spend a winter with my lovely summer girl,
    But I’m never warm enough for my lovely summer girl,
    It’s summer when she smiles, I’m laughing like a child,
    It’s the summer of our lives; we’ll contain it for a while
    She holds the heat, the breeze of summer in the circle of her hand
    I’d be happy with this summer if it’s all we ever had.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver

  • #21
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “If I were a tree, I would have no reason to love a human.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys

  • #22
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “His feelings for Adam were an oil spill; he'd let them overflow and now there wasn't a damn place in the ocean that wouldn't catch fire if he dropped a match.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven King

  • #23
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “Ronan said, "I'm always straight."
    Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys

  • #24
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “If you never saw the stars, candles were enough.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Dream Thieves

  • #25
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “Adam smiled cheerily. Ronan would start wars and burn cities for that true smile, elastic and amiable.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven King

  • #26
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “I said uselessly, "Sam, don't go."

    Sam cupped my face in his hands and looked me in the eyes. His eyes were yellow, sad, wolf, mine.

    "These stay the same. Remember that when you look at me. Remember it's me. Please.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver

  • #27
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “And Ronan was everything that was left: molten eyes and a smile made for war.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Dream Thieves

  • #28
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “This is a love story. I never knew there were so many kinds of love or that love could make people do so many different things.

    I never knew there were so many different ways to say goodbye.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, Linger

  • #29
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “She wore a dress Ronan thought looked like a lampshade. Whatever sort of lamp it belonged on, Gansey clearly wished he had one.
    Ronan wasn't a fan of lamps.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Dream Thieves

  • #30
    Maggie Stiefvater
    “The head is too wise. The heart is all fire.”
    Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven King



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