Greg Stillwagon > Greg's Quotes

“I love my job. I love the pay!
~I love it more and more each day.
~I love my boss, he is the best!
~I love his boss and all the rest.

~I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.
~I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
~I think my job is swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
~I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
~I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care.
~I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked a while.

~I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
~I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
~I love this work. I love these chores.
~I love the meetings with deadly bores.
~I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
~Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!!!”
― Dr. Suess

“PUSH”
― Donald F. Stillwagon

“There is no romance without finance.”
― John Fox

“Never, never, never give in!”
― Winston S. Churchill

“Follow your bliss”
― Joseph Campbell, The Power of Myth

“Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.”
― Vince Lombardi

“Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.”
― Henry Ford

“I love my country, not my government.”
― Jesse Ventura

“Government is not a solution to our problem government is the problem.”
― Ronald Reagan

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“When in doubt, ATTACK!”
― George S. Patton

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Memoirs of the life & writings of Benjamin Franklin

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself”
― Jose Marti

“He who has overcome his fears will truly be free.”
― Aristotle

“Pressure makes diamonds”
― George S. Patton Jr.

“Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
― Ronald Reagan

“Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver 5 minutes longer.”
― Ronald Reagan

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived.”
― George S. Patton Jr.

“Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.”
― George S. Patton

“May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't.”
― George S. Patton Jr.

“You are the Hero of your own Story.”
― Joseph Campbell

“Better to fight for something than live for nothing.”
― George S. Patton

“Do your duty as you see it, and damn the consequences.”
― George S. Patton Jr.

“Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way.”
― George S. Patton Jr., The Patton principles

“A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood”
― George S. Patton

“Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book! ”
― George S. Patton Jr.

“An Army is a team. It lives sleeps eats and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit”
― George S. Patton

“An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body.”
― George S. Patton Jr.

“Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.”
― George S. Patton