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#1

“Humor is reason gone mad.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, reason

#2

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

37990 likes

#3

“When in doubt, C-4.”
― Adam Savage

tags: mythbuster, science

49 likes

#4

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148463 likes

#5

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”
― Abraham Lincoln

tags: honesty, integrity, lying, misattributed-to-abraham-lincoln, trust

1114 likes

#6

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
― Adam Savage

tags: mythbuster

175 likes

#7

“Am I missing an eyebrow?”
― Adam Savage

tags: mythbusters

24 likes

#8

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

35265 likes

#9

“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!!”
― Brian Regan

104 likes

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