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  • #1
    Scott Lynch
    “You've got that motherly concern in your eyes, Jean. I must look like I'm hammered as shit," said Locke.

    "Actually you look like you were executed last week.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #2
    Scott Lynch
    “Those prancing little pants-wetters come here to learn the colorful and gentlemanly art of fencing, with its many sporting limitations and its proscriptions against dishonorable engagements. You on the other hand, you are going to learn how to kill men with a sword.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #3
    Scott Lynch
    “Advice," Doña Vorchenza chuckled. "Advice. The years play a sort of alchemical trick, transmuting one's mutterings to a state of respectability. Give advice at forty and you're a nag. Give it at seventy and you're a sage.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #4
    Scott Lynch
    “Gods, I love this place," Locke said, drumming his fingers against his thighs. "Sometimes I think this whole city was put here simply because the gods must adore crime. Pickpockets rob the common folk, merchants rob anyone they can dupe, Capa Barsavi robs the robbers and the common folk, the lesser nobles rob nearly everyone, and Duke Nicovante occasionally runs off with his army and robs the shit out of Tal Verarr or Jerem, not to mention what he does to his own nobles and his common folk.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #5
    Scott Lynch
    “My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #6
    Scott Lynch
    “What kind of knife is this?” Locke held a rounded buttering utensil up for Chains’ inspection. “It’s all wrong. You couldn’t kill anyone with this.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #7
    Scott Lynch
    “You simply collapsed, sir. In layman's terms, your body revoked its permission for you to continue heaping abuse upon it.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #8
    Scott Lynch
    “So that makes us robbers of robbers," said Bug, "who pretend to be robbers working for a robber of other robbers.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #9
    Scott Lynch
    “Just one question, you arrogant fucking cocksucker" said Locke. "I'll grant the Lamora part is easy to spot; the truth is, I didn't know about the apt translation when I took the name. I borrowed it from this old sausage dealer who was kind to me once, back in Catchfire before the plague. I just liked the way it sounded.
    "But what the fuck" he said slowly, "ever gave you the idea that Locke was the first name I was actually born with?”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #10
    Scott Lynch
    “Locke sighed.
    'So this is winning,' he said.
    'It is,' replied Jean.
    'It can go fuck itself,' said Locke.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #11
    Scott Lynch
    “Throwing blondes at Locke Lamora was not unlike throwing lettuce at sharks.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #12
    Scott Lynch
    “If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #13
    Scott Lynch
    “To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #14
    Scott Lynch
    “We’re a different sort of thief here, Lamora. Deception and misdirection are our tools. We don’t believe in hard work when a false face and a good line of bullshit can do so much more.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #15
    Scott Lynch
    “You can't help being young, but it's past time that you stopped being stupid.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #16
    Scott Lynch
    “I've got kids that enjoy stealing. I've got kids that don't think about stealing one way or the other, and I've got kids that just tolerate stealing because they know they've got nothing else to do. But nobody--and I mean nobody--has ever been hungry for it like this boy. If he had a bloody gash across his throat and a physiker was trying to sew it up, Lamora would steal the needle and thread and die laughing. He...steals too much.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #17
    Scott Lynch
    “I can't wait to have words with the Gray King when this shit is all finished," Locke whispered. "There's a few things I want to ask him. Philosophical questions. Like, 'How does it feel to be dangled out a window by a rope tied around your balls, motherfucker?”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #18
    Scott Lynch
    “When you don't know everything that you could know, it's a fine time to shut your fucking noisemaker and be polite.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #19
    Scott Lynch
    “I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here... until Jean shows up.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #20
    Scott Lynch
    “There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #21
    Scott Lynch
    “I only steal because my dear old family needs the money to live!"
    Locke Lamora made this proclamation with his wine glass held high; he and the other Gentleman Bastards were seated at the old witchwood table. . . . The others began to jeer.
    "Liar!" they chorused
    "I only steal because this wicked world won't let me work an honest trade!" Calo cried, hoisting his own glass.
    "LIAR!"
    "I only steal," said Jean, "because I've temporarily fallen in with bad company."
    "LIAR!"
    At last the ritual came to Bug; the boy raised his glass a bit shakily and yelled, "I only steal because it's heaps of fucking fun!"
    "BASTARD!”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #22
    Scott Lynch
    “I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his fucking tongue cut out, and the stump cauterized."

    Everyone in the room stared at him.

    "I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #23
    Scott Lynch
    “... It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it."

    "Bug," Calo said, "Locke is our brother and our love for him knows no bounds. But the four most fatal words in the Therin language are 'Locke would appreciate it.'"

    "Rivalled only by 'Locke taught me a new trick,'" added Galo.

    "The only person who gets away with Locke Lamora games ..."

    "... is Locke ..."

    "... because we think the gods are saving him up for a really big death. Something with knives and hot irons ..."

    "... and fifty thousand cheering spectators.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #24
    Scott Lynch
    “There’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #25
    Scott Lynch
    “Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
    “Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #26
    Scott Lynch
    “I'm not gong to kill you," said Locke

    I'm going to play a little game I like to call 'Scream in pain until you answer my fucking questions.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #27
    Scott Lynch
    “A glass poured to air for the one who sits with us unseen; the patron and protector, the Crooked Warden, the Father of Necessary Pretexts.

    Thanks for deep pockets poorly guarded.

    Thanks for watchmen asleep at their posts.

    Thanks for the city to nurture us and the night to hide us.

    Thanks for friends to help us spend the loot.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #28
    Scott Lynch
    “I don’t need to be reminded that we’re up to our heads in dark water. I just want you boys to remember that we’re the gods-damned sharks.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #29
    Scott Lynch
    “[W]hen you find yourself face to face with one [Bondsmage], you bow and scrape and mind your 'sirs' and 'madams.'"

    ...

    'Nice bird, asshole,' said Locke.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #30
    Scott Lynch
    “Papa's in a bad way, Locke. I wanted to see you before you saw him - he has some...things he wishes to discuss with you. I want you to know that whatever he asks, I don't want you...for my sake...well, please, just agree. Please him, do you understand?"

    "No garrista who loves life has ever tried to do otherwise. You think I'm inclined to walk in on a day like today and deliberately twist his breeches? If your father says 'bark like a dog' I say 'What breed, Your Honour?”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora



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