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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“Books. Cats. Life is Good.”
― Edward Gorey

“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

“There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.”
― Albert Schweitzer

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

“Cats manage arrogance and cool better than any creature alive. They have all the qualities you hope to see in people: loyalty, independence, intelligence, cleanliness ...”
― Rio Youers, The Forgotten Girl

“All cats are assholes. It’s what makes them so cool.” “True.”
― Paul Tremblay, Disappearance at Devil's Rock

“Every problem in quantum physics had to be first “solved” using classical physics, and then be reworked by the judicious insertion of quantum numbers more by inspired guesswork than cool reasoning.”
― John Gribbin, In Search of Schrodinger's Cat: Quantum Physics And Reality

“Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
The Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I don't much care where.
The Cheshire Cat: Then it doesn't much matter which way you go.
Alice: ...So long as I get somewhere.
The Cheshire Cat: Oh, you're sure to do that, if only you walk long enough.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

“We're all mad here.”
― Cheshire Cat