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    Jim  Butcher
    “Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #2
    Jim  Butcher
    “When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your family. ”
    Jim Butcher

  • #3
    Jim  Butcher
    “Are you always a smartass?'

    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #4
    Jim  Butcher
    “Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #5
    Jim  Butcher
    “I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
    Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

  • #6
    Jim  Butcher
    “Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”
    Jim Butcher, Vignette

  • #7
    Jim  Butcher
    “We are not going to die."

    Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

    "No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #8
    Jim  Butcher
    “Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. ”
    Jim Butcher

  • #9
    Jim  Butcher
    “Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's like anything else. You can use it to build or to destroy. You just have to make the choice."

    Constructive anger," the demon said, her voice dripping sarcasm.

    Also known as passion," I said quietly. "Passion has overthrown tyrants and freed prisoners and slaves. Passion has brought justice where there was savagery. Passion has created freedom where there was nothing but fear. Passion has helped souls rise from the ashes of their horrible lives and build something better, stronger, more beautiful.”
    Jim Butcher, White Night

  • #10
    Jim  Butcher
    “You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #11
    Jim  Butcher
    “If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
    'What signal?'
    'I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl”
    Jim Butcher

  • #12
    Jim  Butcher
    “So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #13
    Jim  Butcher
    “I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”
    Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

  • #14
    Jim  Butcher
    “Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #15
    Jim  Butcher
    “I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”
    Jim Butcher, My Big Fat Supernatural Wedding

  • #16
    Jim  Butcher
    “I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #17
    Jim  Butcher
    “Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
    "Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when you swear."
    "You're right. Sorry. Holy shit," I breathed, "heckhounds.”
    Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

  • #18
    Jim  Butcher
    “The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right.

    I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #19
    Jim  Butcher
    “You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #20
    Jim  Butcher
    “Ack!" I said.

    Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #21
    Jim  Butcher
    “In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #22
    Jim  Butcher
    “Da. This is going very well already."

    Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the Red King and his thirteen most powerful nobles, and it's going well?"

    Mouse sneezed.

    "Eight," Thomas corrected himself. He rolled his eyes and said, "And the psycho death faerie makes it nine."

    "It is like movie," Sanya said, nodding. "Dibs on Legolas."

    "Are you kidding?" Thomas said. "I'm obviously Legolas. You're . . ." He squinted thoughtfully at Sanya and then at Martin. "Well. He's Boromir and you're clearly Aragorn."

    "Martin is so dour, he is more like Gimli." Sanya pointed at Susan. "Her sword is much more like Aragorn's."

    "Aragorn wishes he looked that good," countered Thomas.

    "What about Karrin?" Sanya asked.

    "What--for Gimli?" Thomas mused. "She is fairly--"

    "Finish that sentence, Raith, and we throw down," said Murphy in a calm, level voice.

    "Tough," Thomas said, his expression aggrieved. "I was going to say 'tough.' "

    As the discussion went on--with Molly's sponsorship, Mouse was lobbying to claim Gimli on the basis of being the shortest, the stoutest, and the hairiest--

    "Sanya," I said. "Who did I get cast as?"

    "Sam," Sanya said.

    I blinked at him. "Not . . . Oh, for crying out loud, it was perfectly obvious who I should have been."

    Sanya shrugged. "It was no contest. They gave Gandalf to your godmother. You got Sam.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #23
    Jim  Butcher
    “Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”
    Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

  • #24
    Jim  Butcher
    “Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”
    Jim Butcher, White Night

  • #25
    Jim  Butcher
    “Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #26
    Jim  Butcher
    “See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”
    Jim Butcher, White Night

  • #27
    Jim  Butcher
    “A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #28
    Jim  Butcher
    “Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.”
    Jim Butcher, White Night

  • #29
    Jim  Butcher
    “I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.”
    Jim Butcher, Captain's Fury

  • #30
    Jim  Butcher
    “Think of every fairy-tale villainess you've ever heard of. Think of the wicked witches, the evil queens, the mad enchantresses. Think of the alluring sirens, the hungry ogresses, the savage she-beasts. Think of them and remember that somewhere, sometime, they've all been real.

    Mab gave them lessons.”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor



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