Chris Erb > Chris's Quotes

“So people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so get your straight irons and eyeliner ready!”
― Gerard Way

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!”
― Gerard Way

“None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness.”
― Gerard Way

“Everyone back the fuck up! I am not that pretty!”
― Gerard Way

“Let's have a day in the life of Gerard."
Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be.”
― Gerard Way

“What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge.”
― Gerard Way

“So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?”
― Gerard Way

“It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!
(after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)”
― Gerard Way

“Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too”
― Gerard Way

“Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks”
― Gerard Way

“You need just the right amount of 'Fuck the world' and the right amount of belief in something...and you need the right amount of love.”
― Gerard Way

“Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Just the moment you're on stage it doesn't phase you or bother you too much though. Grabbin my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all. Grabbing my butt I guess if it were a guy I'd enjoy it. I mean, I guess it all depends on how he grabbed my butt too.”
― Gerard Way

“We have to do it, so there's no point in bitching.”
― Gerard Way

“No matter what anyone says, dont take their F**king Bulls**t. Coz you're better then them, faster than them and god damn it, YOU'RE MUCH BETTER LOOKING!!”
― Gerard Way

“I thought if we made an album that tried to change the world, or give it hope, it would really happen. But all people found was death and destruction and misery and self-hate. I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will f**king punch you in the face if you try.”
― Gerard Way

“I drink juice when I'm killin' cause it's f**king delicious!”
― Gerard Way

“You're gonna be going to rock shows for the rest of your natural life right ladies?. You're gonna see sleezy ass rockbands. They're gonna come up to you and ask you, to show your tits for a backstage pass. You know what I want you to fucking do? I want you to spit right in their FUCKING FACE.”
― Gerard Way

“It's okay to be a loser, it just depends on how good you are at being one.”
― Billie Joe Armstrong

“A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy!”
― Billie Joe Armstrong

“School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but if nobody's pefect why practice?”
― Billie Joe Armstrong

“I think people are born bisexual, and it's just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of 'Oh, I can't'. They say it's taboo. It's ingrained in our heads that it's bad, when it's not bad at all. It's a very beautiful thing.”
― Billie Joe Armstrong

“I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping.”
― Chester Bennington

“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was joe’s idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn’t mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Then we attacked him with air freshener”
― Chester Bennington

“Alright...here's the deal. What's happening in this piece is very simple, over here on this side...you see that there is a very scared little kinda guy over there...wanna know why he's scared? Because this guy over here is trying to eat him.”
― Chester Bennington

“It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?”
― Gerard Way

“It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us.”
― Gerard Way

“You're going to come across a lot of shitty band, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names beacause of what you look like or they don't accept you for who you are, I want you to look right at that motherf*****, stick up your middle finger, and scream F*** YOU!”
― Gerard Way

“I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will fucking punch you in the face if you try.”
― Gerard Way

“The band has decided to give him and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and have a proper honeymoon and do all the things a newlywed couple should do. I'm very proud to announce my brother's recent marriage. Watching him grow up into a man and finding love makes me the happiest brother alive. I know this is upsetting news, as it is for us, but we will continues to tour with a temporary replacement until he has situated himself in his new life.”
― Gerard Way

“Shut up and let me see your jazz hands”
― Gerard Way