Joe Valencia > Joe's Quotes

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
― John Green

“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
― C.E.M. Joad

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
Walk beside me… just be my friend”
― Albert Camus

“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.”
― Albert Camus