Simone Clarke > Simone's Quotes

“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”
― Drew Carey

“The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

“Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.”
― Elizabeth Berg, The Day I Ate Whatever I Wanted: And Other Small Acts of Liberation

“If I hired one of the stock boys to chase me around the store with a licorice whip, I'd be thin by Christmas.”
― Jennette Fulda

“No cookie is a good cookie”
― Pete Abilla

“Life is problems. Living is solving problems.”
― Raymond E. Feist, Silverthorn