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    Epictetus
    “If someone speaks badly of you, do not defend yourself against the accusations, but reply; "you obviously don't know about my other vices, otherwise you would have mentioned these as well”
    ― Epictetus
    tags: inspirational
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    Shelly Crane
    “When he bit into the flesh there softly, I almost accused him right there of lying to me about me being his first girlfriend, because he was way too good at this.”
    ― Shelly Crane, Independence
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    Marvin J. Ashton
    “Sometimes when family members least deserve love, they need it most. Love is not appropriately expressed in threats, accusations, expressions of disappointment, or retaliation. Real love takes time, patience, help, and continuing performances.”
    ― Marvin J. Ashton
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    Gerald N. Lund
    “If accusations fit your prejudices, truth is easily pushed aside.”
    ― Gerald Lund
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    Mel Brooks
    “I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
    ― Mel Brooks
    tags: bullshit, humor, profanity, shit, vulgarity
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    John Milton
    “I will not deny but that the best apology against false accusers is silence and sufferance, and honest deeds set against dishonest words.”
    ― John Milton
    tags: hinesty, integrity, patience, suffering, wisdom
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    Criss Jami
    “In an extroverted society, the difference between an introvert and an extrovert is that an introvert is often unconsciously deemed guilty until proven innocent.”
    ― Criss Jami, Venus in Arms
    tags: accusation, assumption, bias, blame, extroversion, extroverts, fear, guilt, innocence, introversion, introverts, judgment, judgmental, judgmentality, people, skepticism, social-norms, society, unconscious-mind
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    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
    ― Ernest Benn
    tags: misattributed-groucho-marx, politics, problems
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    Groucho Marx
    “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Humor is reason gone mad.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: humor, reason
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    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
    ― Anthony G. Oettinger
    tags: humor, misattributed-to-groucho-marx, time
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    Groucho Marx
    “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: classic-insult
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    Groucho Marx
    “While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: money
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    Groucho Marx
    “I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: funny, simplicity
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    Groucho Marx
    “Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: absurdist, humor
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    Groucho Marx
    “Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
    ― Groucho Marx
    tags: naughty
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    Groucho Marx
    “Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
    Woman: Really?
    Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    Groucho Marx
    “Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?”
    ― Groucho Marx
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    “The truth, if it ever existed, has gone through its customary transformation into something more easily digested by the human mind.”
    ― Joe Adamson, Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and Sometimes Zeppo: A Celebration of the Marx Brothers
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, enemies, forgiveness, strategy
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, De Profundis
    tags: identity, opinions
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I am not young enough to know everything.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: age
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    Oscar Wilde
    “You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.”
    ― oscar wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
    ― Oscar Wilde (attributed to)
    tags: classic-insult
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