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  • #1
    Steve  Martin
    “Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
    Steve Martin

  • #2
    Douglas Adams
    “If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #3
    Sarah Dessen
    “Shoulda, coulda, woulda. It's so easy in the past tense. ”
    Sarah Dessen, The Truth About Forever

  • #4
    Stephen Chbosky
    “If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don't want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it, too. I want them to be able to do whatever they want around me.”
    Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  • #5
    Philip Pullman
    “...But it gradually seemed to me that I'd made myself believe something that wasn't true. I'd made myself believe that I was fine and happy and fulfilled on my own without the love of anyone else. Being in love was like China: you knew it was there, and no doubt it was very interesting, and some people went there, but I never would. I'd spend all my life without ever going to China, but it wouldn't matter, because there was all the rest of the world to visit... And I thought: am I really going to spend the rest of my life without feeling that again? I thought: I want to go to China. It's full of treasures and strangeness and mysteries and joy.”
    Philip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass

  • #6
    Christopher Paolini
    “Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.”
    Christopher Paolini

  • #7
    Ray Bradbury
    “They whispered to Caesar that he was mortal, then sold daggers at half-price in the grand March sale.”
    Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes

  • #8
    Tom Robbins
    “The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed.”
    Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

  • #9
    Sarah Dessen
    “There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you'd better learn the sound of it. Otherwise you'll never understand what it's saying.”
    Sarah Dessen, Just Listen

  • #10
    John Grisham
    “Poverty is a great equalizer”
    John Grisham, The Appeal

  • #11
    Markus Zusak
    “On many counts, taking a boy like Rudy Steiner was robbery--so much life, so much to live for--yet somehow, I'm certain he would have loved to see the frightening rubble and the swelling of the sky on the night he passed away. He'd have cried and turned and smiled if only he could have seen the book thief on her hands and knees, next to his decimated body. He'd have been glad to witness her kissing his dusty, bomb-hit lips.
    Yes, I know it.
    In the darkness of my dark-beating heart, I know. He'd have loved it all right.
    You see?
    Even death has a heart.”
    Markus Zusak (The Book Thief), The Book Thief

  • #12
    Steve  Martin
    “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
    steve martin

  • #13
    Anthony Horowitz
    “Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.”
    Anthony Horowitz, The House of Silk

  • #14
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien

  • #15
    Lemony Snicket
    “The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drift near each other when we need a ride from someone or when someone needs us to wash our hands.”
    Lemony Snicket, Who Could That Be at This Hour?

  • #16
    Lemony Snicket
    “Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.”
    Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

  • #17
    Lemony Snicket
    “No reality has the power to dispel a dream.”
    Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?

  • #18
    Arthur Conan Doyle
    “Come at once if convenient- if inconvenient come all the same.
    - S. H.”
    Arthur Conan Doyle

  • #19
    Lemony Snicket
    “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
    Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

  • #20
    L.M. Montgomery
    “That's the worst of growing up, and I'm beginning to realize it. The things you wanted so much when you were a child don't seem half so wonderful to you when you get them.”
    L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

  • #21
    Brittany Cavallaro
    “John H. Watson might have been many things - a doctor, a storyteller, and by most accounts a kind and decent man-but he clearly wasn't a zoologist. There's no such thing as a swamp adder. And the idea that Sherlock Holmes deduced its existence from a saucer of milk is ridiculous- snakes have zero interest in milk. They also can't hear anything but vibrations, so they wouldn't hear a whistle. But they do breathe, so a snake couldn't survive in a locked safe.”
    Brittany Cavallaro, A Study in Charlotte

  • #22
    Dashiell Hammett
    “You always have, I must say, a smooth explanation ready."
    "What do you want me to do? Learn to stutter?”
    Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon

  • #23
    L.M. Montgomery
    “Anne laughed.

    "I don't want sunbursts or marble halls, I just want you.”
    L.M. Montgomery, Anne of the Island
    tags: love

  • #24
    Scaachi Koul
    “People would see me on the street, shoving fistfuls of Teddy Grahams into my mouth on the way to the podiatrist, and they would think, "Boy, that lady sure does have her life together.”
    Scaachi Koul, One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter

  • #25
    Christopher Moore
    “Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.”
    Christopher Moore, Fool

  • #26
    Gabe Hudson
    “That bastard Tolkien paints us dragons out to be a bunch of ignorant and repulsive savages. Well as far as I’m concerned, this Mr. Tolkien was a real low-hearted sonuvabitch.”
    Gabe Hudson, Gork, the Teenage Dragon

  • #27
    Rob Thomas
    “ I asked for a pony. And year after year I'm disappointed.”
    Rob Thomas, The Thousand-Dollar Tan Line

  • #28
    Robin Sloan
    “Neel takes a sharp breath and I know exactly what it means. It means: I have waited my whole life to walk through a secret passage built into a bookshelf.
    Robin Sloan, Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore

  • #29
    “I’m not bad, Mr. Valiant. I’m just drawn that way.”
    Gary K. Wolf, Who Censored Roger Rabbit?

  • #30
    Billy Collins
    “… I am the sound of rain on the roof.

    I also happen to be the shooting star,
    the evening paper blowing down an alley,
    and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table.

    I am also the moon in the trees
    and the blind woman's tea cup.
    But don't worry, I am not the bread and the knife.
    You are still the bread and the knife.
    You will always be the bread and the knife,
    not to mention the crystal goblet and—somehow—the wine.”
    Billy Collins, Aimless Love: New and Selected Poems



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