Nolan > Nolan's Quotes

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin

“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.”
― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
― Martin Luther King Jr., A Testament of Hope: The Essential Writings and Speeches

“The very word "secrecy" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings...Our way of life is under attack. Those who make themselves our enemy are advancing around the globe...no war ever posed a greater threat to our security. If you are awaiting a finding of "clear and present danger," then I can only say that the danger has never been more clear and its presence has never been more imminent...For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence–on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations. Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed.”
― President John F. Kennedy

“I am the one who knocks.”
― Walter Hartwell White

“The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Just because you shot Jesse James...don't make you Jesse James.
(Breaking Bad: Season 5, Episode 3-"Hazard Pay")”
― Mike Ehrmantraut

“Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters”
― Hank Schrader

“One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage.”
― Gustavo Fring (Gus)

“In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk.”
― Robert T. Kiyosaki, Rich Dad, Poor Dad

“The principle goal of education in the schools should be creating men and women who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generations have done; men and women who are creative, inventive and discoverers, who can be critical and verify, and not accept, everything they are offered.”
― Jean Piaget

“A better life means different things to different people”
― Hank Hill

“I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!”
― Eric Cartman

“TIMMY!”
― timmy burch

“The ender dragon chortled. It sounded like thunder broken across the knee of the world. I am the infinite lightning night-lizard at the end of the universe. I am the master of time and death. The fire of creation is my youngest brother. In my stomach, galaxies churn in cosmic acid and are digested into meaninglessness. ED opened one vast violet eye. You can't fool me with a pumpkin, dummy.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, Minecraft: The End

“tread lightly”
― Walter Hartwell White

“Do not give up home, for I am Mantequilla!”
― Leopold Butters Stotch

“I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart”
― Eric Cartman

“Oh my god they killed kenny.”
― kyle broflaski

“Bromine Barium”
― Breaking Bad

“Don't say you can't until you prove you can't”
― Eric Cartman

“Oh hamburgers”
― butters leopold stotch

“Dang it bobby”
― Hank Hill, Hank Hill's The Boy Ain't Right

“That's my purse i don't know you!”
― Bobby hill

“I sell propane and propane accessories.”
― Hank Hill, Hank Hill's The Boy Ain't Right

“BWAHHHHH”
― Hank Hill, Hank Hill's The Boy Ain't Right

“let me pop a jolly”
― Dom

“Morty: "I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?"
Rick: "You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No.”
― Rick & Morty