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  • #1
    Elle Kennedy
    “I love you, you stupid jackass.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

  • #2
    Elle Kennedy
    “Just out of curiosity,” she says, “after you wake up in the morning, do you admire yourself in the mirror for one hour or two?”

    “Two,” I reply cheerfully.

    “Do you high five yourself?”

    “Of course not.” I smirk. “I kiss each of my biceps and then point to the ceiling and thank the big man upstairs for creating such a perfect male specimen.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #3
    Elle Kennedy
    “Hey, come on, don’t cry,” he begs. “It breaks my fucking heart to hear you cry.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #4
    Elle Kennedy
    “Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #5
    Elle Kennedy
    “Seriously, just find yourself a rebound.” Dean whips up his arm. “I volunteer as tribute.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #6
    Elle Kennedy
    “You invoked a campus-wide hands-off law? Are you kidding me?” I’m not at all remorseful as I meet her eyes. “Of course I did.” “Oh my God. You are unbelievable.” She shakes her head in disbelief”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #7
    Elle Kennedy
    “I need you. I can’t stand the thought of being without you.” He releases a shaky breath. “You’re the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning. You’re it for me, baby.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

  • #8
    Elle Kennedy
    “Unbelievable. Every girl at this college would cut her frickin’ arm off to help me out. But this one? Runs away like I just asked her to murder a cat so we could sacrifice it to Satan.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #9
    Elle Kennedy
    “I do what I want, when I want. And I don’t give a shit what people think about me.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #10
    Elle Kennedy
    “Garrett: Allie's gonna crash in my room.
    Garrett: Your dick can stay in your room.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #11
    Elle Kennedy
    “Never say never,” he answers in a singsong voice. “Thanks for that, Justin Bieber.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #12
    Elle Kennedy
    “All my senses are filled with her—her sounds, her smell, her touch. Her.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score
    tags: dean

  • #13
    Elle Kennedy
    “Go away, G. I’m wooing.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

  • #14
    Elle Kennedy
    “You're lucky I love you, babe.
    If any other girl had done this to me --"
    "You love me? You just said it."
    "I ... Well, damn. I guess I did."
    "Did you mean it? I want to hear it again."
    "Aw shit, babe. Don't make me say it again.
    It's bad enough I said it first.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #15
    Elle Kennedy
    “I’m adorable, first off. My sense of humor is stellar—obvs.”
    “Obvs,” she echoes dryly.
    “I’m extraordinarily skilled in the art of conversation.”
    She nods. “When it’s about yourself, of course.”
    “Of course.” I pretend to think it over some more. “Oh, and I’m a mind reader. No lie. I always know what the other person is thinking.”
    “Yeah? What am I thinking right now?” Allie challenges.
    “That you want me to shut up and fuck you again.”
    She shakes her head in dismay. “Goddamn it. That’s actually what I was thinking.”
    I smirk at her and tap my forehead. “Told ya. Mind reader.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #16
    Elle Kennedy
    “I nod in approval. “Damn. I should go into modeling.” “You photograph really well,” Garrett agrees in a serious voice. “And dude, your package looks huge.” Fuck, it totally does.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

  • #17
    Elle Kennedy
    “And just in case my reaction to your idiocy didn’t make it clear where I stand with us, then let me spell it out for you.” I whirl around to scowl at him. “I love you, you stupid jackass.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

  • #18
    Elle Kennedy
    “I’m writing a love poem,” I answer without thinking. Then I slam my lips together, realizing what I’ve done.

    Dead silence crashes over the kitchen.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

  • #19
    Elle Kennedy
    “Ha! I knew you were into him! Oh my God! Hold my juice—I think I need to break out in a happy dance! Do you know how to do the running man? If so, can you teach me right now?”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #20
    Elle Kennedy
    “surprised his head doesn’t spin and his eyeballs don’t bug out. “Um.” His gaze bounces around the bathroom like a rubber ball. He looks at the towel rack, where his cargo pants are hanging. He looks at the bathtub, where I’m lounging like Cleo-fucking-patra. He looks at the bubbles surrounding my body like a fluffy white cloud. And then he looks at Winston. “Dude,” I blurt out. “It’s not what it looks like.” “Nope, nope, nope, I don’t want to know!”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #21
    Elle Kennedy
    “Footsteps approach the kitchen. Garrett wanders in, wiping sweat off his brow. When he notices Sabrina, he brightens. “Oh good. You’re here. Hold on—gotta grab something.”

    She turns to me as if to say, Is he talking to me?

    He’s already gone, though, his footsteps thumping up the stairs.

    At the table, Hannah runs a hand through her hair and gives me a pleading look. “Just remember he’s your best friend, okay?”

    That doesn’t sound ominous.

    When Garrett returns, he’s holding a notepad and a ballpoint pen, which he sets on the table as he sits across from Sabrina. “Tuck,” he says. “Sit. This is important.”

    I’m so baffled right now. Hannah’s resigned expression doesn’t help in lessening the confusion.

    Once I’m seated next to Sabrina, Garrett flips open the notepad, all business. “Okay. So let’s go over the names.”

    Sabrina raises an eyebrow at me.

    I shrug, because I legitimately don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

    “I’ve put together a solid list. I really think you’re going to like these.” But when he glances down at the page, his face falls. “Ah crap. We can’t use any of the boy names.”

    “Wait.” Sabrina holds up a hand, her brow furrowed. “You’re picking names for our baby?”

    He nods, busy flipping the page.

    My baby mama gapes at me.

    I shrug again.

    “Just out of curiosity, what were the boy names?” Grace hedges, clearly fighting a smile.

    He cheers up again. “Well, the top contender was Garrett.”

    I snicker loud enough to rattle Sabrina’s water glass. “Uh-huh,” I say, playing along. “And what was the runner-up?”

    “Graham.”

    Hannah sighs.

    “But it’s okay. I have some kickass girl names too.” He taps his pen on the pad, meets our eyes, and utters two syllables. “Gigi.”

    My jaw drops. “Are you kidding me? I’m not naming my daughter Gigi.”

    Sabrina is mystified. “Why Gigi?” she asks slowly.

    Hannah sighs again.

    The name suddenly clicks in my head. Oh for fuck’s sake.

    “G.G.,” I mutter to Sabrina. “As in Garrett Graham.”

    She’s silent for a beat. Then she bursts out laughing, triggering giggles from Grace and eventually Hannah, who keeps shaking her head at her boyfriend.

    “What?” Garrett says defensively. “The godfather should have a say in the name. It’s in the rule book.”

    “What rule book?” Hannah bursts out. “You make up the rules as you go along!”

    “So?”
    Elle Kennedy, The Goal

  • #22
    Elle Kennedy
    “He looks at the bathtub, where I’m lounging like Cleo-fucking-patra.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #23
    Elle Kennedy
    “Hey, Heaven? Dean Di Laurentis here. Thanks for letting me visit.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #24
    Elle Kennedy
    “Don’t you dare tell anyone about this,” she orders. “Why not? It’ll only boost your street cred.” “I don’t want to be another one of your puck bunnies, and I don’t want people thinking I am, understood?” Her use of the term makes me grin harder. I like that she’s picking up the hockey lingo. Maybe one of these days, I’ll even convince her to come to a game. I have a feeling Hannah would be a great heckler, which is always an advantage at home games. Though knowing her, she’d probably heckle us and give the other team the advantage.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #25
    Elle Kennedy
    “You know Twilight?” He blinks. “Excuse me?” “Twilight. The vampire book.” His wary eyes study my face. “What about it?” “Okay, so you know how Bella’s blood is extra special? Like how it gives Edward a raging boner every time he’s around her?”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #26
    Elle Kennedy
    “Why would I? Seriously, what guy turns down Die Hard? The only thing that could sweeten this deal is if you offered me some booze.”
    “I don’t have any.” She stops to think. “But I’ve got a whole bag of gummy bears hidden in my desk drawer.”
    “Marry me,” I say instantly.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

  • #27
    Elle Kennedy
    “I’m grinning like the town idiot. And now is not the time to be grinning like the town idiot, not when I’m buck naked in a room full of showering dudes and my girlfriend is glaring daggers at me. But I’m so happy to see her that I can’t control my facial muscles.

    My eyes eat up the sight of her. Her gorgeous face. Dark hair pulled back in a ponytail with a pink hair thingie. Infuriated green eyes.

    She’s so damn hot when she’s mad at me.

    “It’s nice to see you too, baby,” I answer cheerfully. “How was your break?”

    “Don’t you baby me. And don’t ask about my break because you don’t deserve to know about it!” Hannah glowers at me, then shifts her attention to the three hockey players in the neighboring stalls. “For the love of Pete, would you guys just rinse off and skedaddle already? I’m trying to yell at your captain.”

    I choke back a laugh, which ends up spilling out when my teammates snap to attention like they’ve been issued a command by a drill sergeant. Showers turn off and towels come out, and a moment later, Hannah and I are alone.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #28
    Elle Kennedy
    “Whatcha making?” I call out to Tucker. “Soup,” he calls back. “And baking some bread.” I sigh. “Sometimes I worry about him,” I tell Allie. “The more domestic he gets, the bigger the risk of his penis falling off.” She tsks in disapproval. “Sexist bastard.” “I think you mean sexy bastard,” I say helpfully. “No, I got it right the first time.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score

  • #29
    Elle Kennedy
    “If this was a movie, she’d be the young, ambitious teacher who shows up at the inner city school and inspires the fuckups, and suddenly everyone’s putting down their AKs and picking up their pencils, and the end credits scroll up to announce how all the kids got into Harvard or some shit. Instant Oscar for Hilary Swank.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Deal

  • #30
    Elle Kennedy
    “I told you, my dad made sure I knew self-defense.” “Well, kudos to your dad for making sure you could protect yourself. Followed by a fuck you to your dad for turning you into a deadly weapon.”
    Elle Kennedy, The Score



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