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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “It's an odd thing, but anyone who disappears
    is said to be seen in San Francisco.
    It must be a delightful city and possess
    all the attractions of the next world.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  • #2
    Aldous Huxley
    “It's a little embarrassing that after 45 years of research & study, the best advice I can give people is to be a little kinder to each other.”
    Aldous Huxley

  • #3
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

  • #4
    Søren Kierkegaard
    “I feel as if I were a piece in a game of chess, when my opponent says of it: That piece cannot be moved.”
    Soren Kierkegaard

  • #5
    Lemony Snicket
    “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #6
    H.G. Wells
    “Civilization is a race between disaster and education.”
    H.G. Wells

  • #7
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #8
    Pat Conroy
    “You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fucked up.”
    Pat Conroy, The Prince of Tides

  • #9
    Michael Pollan
    “Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
    Michael Pollan, In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto

  • #10
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #11
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!

  • #12
    Steven Wright
    “Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
    Steven Wright

  • #13
    John Milton
    “What hath night to do with sleep?”
    John Milton, Paradise Lost

  • #14
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, The Green Hills of Earth

  • #15
    Jane Austen
    “The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
    Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

  • #16
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #17
    Bill Watterson
    “I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #18
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.”
    Wodehouse

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
    “Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”
    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

  • #21
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #22
    Allen Saunders
    “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
    Allen Saunders

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #24
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

  • #25
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    Woody Allen

  • #26
    Woody Allen
    “I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”
    Woody Allen, The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader
    tags: life

  • #27
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien

  • #28
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #29
    Frank Zappa
    “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #30
    Lemony Snicket
    “Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
    Lemony Snicket



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