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“I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.”
― Herbert Bayard Swope

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

“The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.”
― Bill Cosby

“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
― Bill Cosby

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
― Bill Cosby

“I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.”
― Bill Cosby

“gray hair is gods graffiti”
― Bill Cosby

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
― Bill Cosby