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“I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.”
― David Bowie

“The more I see, the less I know for sure.”
― John Lennon

“(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)
"How do you find America?"
"Turn left at Greenland.”
― Ringo Starr

“I'm an instant star, just add water.”
― David Bowie

“Peace and love, peace and love!”
― Ringo Starr

“An interview:
Interviewer: How do you sleep with long hair?
Paul McCartney: How do you sleep with short hair?
George Harrison: How do you sleep with your arms and legs still attached?
Paul: It's just as much bother. Less, even.
John Lennon: Short hair has to be trimmed.
Ringo Starr: Yeah.
John: That's why we have parties!
Paul: Yeah, that must be it! We can't sleep with all this long hair!”
― The Beatles

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“A lady that I know just came from Colombia. She laughed because I did not understand. She held out some marijuana uh-huh, said it was the finest in the land. I said, no-no-no-no, i dont smoke it no more. It only makes me fall on the floor.No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, and then it makes it hard to find the door. A lady that i know just came from Morrocco, Spain. She laughed because i did not understand. She held out a ten-pound bag of cocaine, said it was the finest in the land. I said no-no-no-no, i don't *sniff* no more, it only makes me fall on the floor. No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, and then it makes it hard to find the door.
A lady that i know just came from Tennesee. She laughed because i did not understand. She held out a jug of moonshine, uh-huh, said it was the finest in the land. I said no-no-no-no, i don't drink it no more, it only makes me fall on the floor. No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze, and then it makes it hard to find the door.

Ringo Starr's No-No Song”
― Ringo Starr

“One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.”
― John Lennon

“Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.”
― Paul McCartney

“Lady Madonna lying on the bed
Listen to the music playing in your head.”
― Paul McCartney

“If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there”
― George Harrison

“It's all in the mind.”
― George Harrison

“I'm a born librarian with a sex drive”
― David Bowie

“In case we become candles, I want to have a nice pose”
― Roronoa Zoro

“I don't do drugs. I am drugs.”
― Salvador Dali

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
― Robin Williams

“Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.”
― william s. burroughs

“Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self-respect and everything that goes along with your self esteem.”
― Kurt Cobain

“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”
― Kurt Cobain

“I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.”
― Kurt Cobain

“I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me.”
― Kurt Cobain

“If it's illegal to rock and roll, then throw my ass in jail.”
― Kurt Cobain

“It's better to burn out than to fade away.”
― Kurt Cobain