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  • #1
    Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
    “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #2
    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #3
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #4
    Charles Bukowski
    “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #5
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #6
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

  • #7
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
    "Yes," said Harry stiffly.
    "Yes, sir."
    "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
    The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #8
    J.K. Rowling
    “Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
    "Yes."
    "You called her a liar?"
    "Yes."
    "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
    "Yes."
    "Have a biscuit, Potter.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #9
    J.K. Rowling
    “Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!"
    "Snag?" said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. "I see no snag, Dumbledore!"
    "Well," said Dumbledore apologetically, "I'm afraid I do."
    "Oh, really?"
    "Well it's just that you seem to be labouring under the delusion that I am going to -- come quietly. I am afraid I am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, of course -- but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #10
    J.K. Rowling
    “Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
    "So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."
    "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."
    "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."
    Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

  • #12
    J.K. Rowling
    “Why were you lurking under our window?"
    "Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
    "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
    His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
    "Listening to the news! Again?"
    "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. "Look. Jammies."
    "Jace," Clary said, "this is important."
    "Don't tell me," he said. "You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge," he said as an afterthought. "I hear he'll do anything for a -"
    "JACE!" she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. "JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN, WILL YOU?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them."
    "Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “A little girl robbed you?" Tessa said.
    "Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel."
    "Easy mistake to make," Jem said.”
    Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?"
    "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple."
    "But...you did something nice. Why?"
    He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #17
    Oliver Goldsmith
    “Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”
    Oliver Goldsmith, She Stoops to Conquer

  • #18
    Christopher Moore
    “It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

    “Sarcasm?”

    “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”

    “Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”

    “There you go, you got it.”

    “Got what?”

    “Sarcasm.”

    “No, I meant it.”

    “Sure you did.”

    “Is that sarcasm?”

    “Irony, I think.”

    “What’s the difference?”

    “I haven’t the slightest idea.”

    “So you’re being ironic now, right?”

    “No, I really don’t know.”

    “Maybe you should ask the idiot.”

    “Now you’ve got it.”

    “What?”

    “Sarcasm.”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

  • #19
    James Dashner
    “Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.”
    James Dashner, The Death Cure

  • #20
    Derek Landy
    “They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.

    China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.”
    Derek Landy, Mortal Coil

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. "Ooh. Mochaccino." He looked at Magnus. "Did you pay for these?"
    "Sure," said Magnus, while Jace and Alec snickered. "I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register."
    "Really?"
    "No." Magnus popped the lid off his own coffee. "But you can pretend I did if it makes you feel better. So, first order of business is what?”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    “The first time Calypso came to check on [Leo], it was to complain about the noise.
    “Smoke and fire,” she said. “Clanging on metal all day long. You’re scaring away the birds!”
    “Oh, no, not the birds!”
    Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

  • #23
    Kelly Creagh
    “The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.”
    Kelly Creagh, Nevermore

  • #24
    Andy Weir
    “Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?'

    'You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status report. I just decided to lie for no reason.'

    'Funny,' Venkat said. 'Be a smart-ass to a guy seven levels above you at your company. See how that works out.'

    'Oh no,' Mindy said. 'I might lose my job as an interplanetary voyeur? I guess I'd have to use my master's degree for something else.'

    'I remember when you were shy.'

    'I'm space paparazzi now. The attitude comes with the job.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #25
    Jane Austen
    “Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.

    "You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They
    are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration
    these last twenty years at least.”
    Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

  • #26
    Suzanne Collins
    “Katniss: 'What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour'. I snap at him
    Tell him that. Thats not nothing.
    Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.”
    Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

  • #27
    Jennifer L. Armentrout
    “How are you feeling?"
    I leaned away from him. "Gross."
    Aiden frowned. "Gross?"
    "I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."
    He laughed. "Alex, come on."
    "Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.
    Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."
    I stared at him. He must not get out much.”
    Jennifer L. Armentrout, Deity

  • #28
    J.K. Rowling
    “Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #29
    Ilona Andrews
    “The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. “Nice knife.” The voice was deep but female.
    I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage’s chest. Shit. Missed the neck. “Here, have another one.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #30
    Andy Weir
    “Work fast."
    "Yeah." I point at the screen. "First I have to wait for my computer to wake up."
    "Hurry."
    "Okay, I'll wait faster."
    "Sarcasm.”
    Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary



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