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  • #1
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #2
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #3
    Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
    “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #4
    Neil Gaiman
    “Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
    Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #5
    Arnold Lobel
    “Books to the ceiling,
    Books to the sky,
    My pile of books is a mile high.
    How I love them! How I need them!
    I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.”
    Arnold Lobel

  • #6
    Henry Ward Beecher
    “Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
    Henry Ward Beecherr

  • #7
    J.K. Rowling
    “Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #8
    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #9
    Lemony Snicket
    “Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
    Lemony Snicket

  • #10
    China Miéville
    “The dead are way more organized than the living.”
    China Miéville, Un Lun Dun

  • #11
    China Miéville
    “It had become a chimney poking from a vertical universe of bookshelves.

    There was motion below her. There were people on the shelves.

    They clung to the edges of the cases and moved across them in expert scuttles. They wore ropes and hooks and carried picks on which they sometimes hung. Dangling from straps they carried notebooks, pens, magnifying glasses, ink pads, and stamps.

    The men and women took books from the shelves as they went, checked their details, leaning against their ropes, replaced them, pulled out little pads and made notes, sometimes carried the books with them to another place and reshelved it there.

    ...

    I'm Margarita Staples." She bowed in her harness. 'Extreme librarian. Bookaneer.”
    China Miéville

  • #12
    China Miéville
    “It had not been a long journey, but the memory of it filled her like an infection. She had felt tethered by time to the city behind her, so that the minutes stretched out taut as she moved away, and slowed the farther she got, dragging out her little voyage.”
    China Miéville, The Scar

  • #13
    Daniel Wallace
    “When a man's stories are remembered, then he is immortal.”
    Daniel Wallace, Big Fish

  • #14
    Jonathan Carroll
    “I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.”
    Jonathan Carroll, Bones of the Moon

  • #15
    A.J. Jacobs
    “My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I feel I have to read. It's like a particularly relentless series of pop-up ads.”
    A.J. Jacobs, The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible

  • #16
    Walter Moers
    “Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.”
    Walter Moers, The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear

  • #17
    Walter Moers
    “never trust a Troglotroll”
    Walter Moers

  • #18
    Walter Moers
    “Stealing from one author is plagiarism; from many authors, research.”
    Walter Moers, The City of Dreaming Books

  • #19
    Christopher Moore
    “Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #20
    Christopher Moore
    “Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”
    Christopher Moore, You Suck

  • #21
    Christopher Moore
    “It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the dread? And without guilt and dread, who am I?”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

  • #22
    Christopher Moore
    “If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”
    Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping

  • #23
    Christopher Moore
    “Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....”
    Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

  • #24
    Christopher Moore
    “Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what the Underworld is like, Mr. Asher, but I've caught some of the road show from there a couple of times, and I'm not interested in finding out. How 'bout you?"

    "Maybe it's Oakland," Charlie said.

    "What's Oakland?"

    "The Underworld."

    "Oakland is not the Underworld!"

    "The Tenderloin?" Charlie suggested.”
    Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

  • #25
    Christopher Moore
    “So nerds rule.”
    Christopher Moore, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
    tags: nerds

  • #26
    Christopher Moore
    “Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”
    Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
    tags: love

  • #27
    Christopher Moore
    “Science, you don't know, looks like magic.”
    Christopher Moore

  • #28
    Christopher Moore
    “No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #29
    Christopher Moore
    “Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess”
    Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

  • #30
    Christopher Moore
    “Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”
    Christopher Moore



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