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  • #1
    Yogi Berra
    “Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
    ― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes
    tags: funny
    2999 likes

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  • #2
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
    148441 likes

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  • #3
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    ― Cathy Guiswite
    tags: eyes, funny, lemons
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  • #4
    “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
    ― Linda Grayson
    tags: chocolate, friendship
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  • #5
    Tite Kubo
    “I know that. What's your point?”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
    tags: bleach, manga, weird
    113 likes

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  • #6
    Tite Kubo
    “BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice...”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
    tags: bleach, humor, manga
    176 likes

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  • #7
    “Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
    ― Paul Terry
    tags: exercise, humor, laziness, misattributed-to-hutchins
    24392 likes

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  • #8
    Thomas Szasz
    “Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
    ― Thomas Szasz
    tags: humor, inspirational
    9767 likes

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  • #9
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    ― Frank Zappa
    tags: books, humor
    151456 likes

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  • #10
    Douglas Adams
    “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
    tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing
    32146 likes

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  • #11
    Tite Kubo
    “When you're dodging, you're "afraid of getting hit." When you're attacking, you're "afraid of hitting me." When you're protecting someone, you're "afraid of them dying."

    It's pathetic! You can't give into fear in a fight!

    When you're dodging, think "I won't let you hit me!" When you're protecting someone, think "I won't let you die!" When you're attacking, think "I will cut you!"
    --Urahara Kisuke”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Volume 11
    tags: bleach, kisuke, urahara
    323 likes

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  • #12
    Tite Kubo
    “Do you know why the big brother is born first? It’s to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I’ll kill you"... You never, ever say something like that.”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
    tags: bleach
    289 likes

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  • #13
    Tite Kubo
    “Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
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  • #14
    Tite Kubo
    “Remember this well. There are two kind of fights. As long as we place ourselves in battle, we must always know the difference: fights to defend life… and fights to defend pride…”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
    240 likes

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  • #15
    Tite Kubo
    “Don't use such strong words. It'll only make you look weak.”
    ― Sousuke Aizen, Bleach, Vol. 1
    tags: bleach
    128 likes

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  • #16
    Tite Kubo
    “We should not shed tears
    That is a surrender of the body to the heart
    It is only proof
    That we are beings that do not know
    What to do with out hearts”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
    197 likes

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  • #17
    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
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  • #18
    Rita Mae Brown
    “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
    ― Rita Mae Brown
    tags: humor, insanity
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  • #19
    Oscar Levant
    “There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
    ― Oscar Levant
    tags: genius, humor, insanity
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  • #20
    Scott Adams
    “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
    ― Scott Adams
    tags: food, humor, love
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  • #21
    “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.”
    ― Alex Levine
    tags: alcohol, drinking, food-groups, humor, irish
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  • #22
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    ― Narcotics Anonymous
    tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein
    64648 likes

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  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    ― Mark Twain
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  • #24
    Charles J. Sykes
    “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
    ― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add
    tags: humor, misattributed-to-bill-gates, nerd, nerds, work
    15555 likes

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  • #25
    Natsuki Takaya
    “If you want to stop me you're going to have to came at me like your going to kill me." -Hatsuharu”
    ― Natsuki Takaya
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  • #26
    Masashi Kishimoto
    “Looks can be decieving”
    ― Masashi Kishimoto
    tags: everyday-life
    45 likes

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  • #27
    Tite Kubo
    “You just noticed? You're slow...”
    ― Tite Kubo, Bleach, Vol. 1
    tags: bleach, humor, manga, weird
    154 likes

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  • #28
    Tite Kubo
    “Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!

    Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!

    Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?!

    Rukia: I do not need saving, and I do NOT tremble!”
    ― Tite Kubo
    tags: adorable, bleach, humor, ichiruki
    197 likes

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  • #29
    Tite Kubo
    “As of now, ALL your opinions are rejected."
    - Ichigo”
    ― Tite Kubo
    tags: bleach, ichigo
    135 likes

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  • #30
    Tite Kubo
    “You gotta wonder about someone who would be dumb enough to fallo a person as crazy as him!
    wait, I think I just insulted myself
    - ganju”
    ― Tite Kubo
    63 likes



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