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    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
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    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom
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    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: aliteracy, attributed-no-source, literacy
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    Mark Twain
    “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: books, contentment, friends, friendship, life
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    Ernest Hemingway
    “All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway
    tags: truth, writing, writing-advice
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    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    ― Jim Henson
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    Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
    “Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
    ― Roald Dahl
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    Roald Dahl
    “Two rights don't equal a left.”
    ― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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    Paulo Coelho
    “Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.”
    ― Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept
    tags: inspirational
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    Paulo Coelho
    “Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.”
    ― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist
    tags: confidence, honesty
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    Paulo Coelho
    “Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
    ― Paulo Coelho, Brida
    tags: inspirational, motivation
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    Paulo Coelho
    “You are what you believe yourself to be.”
    ― Paulo Coelho, The Witch of Portobello
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    Paulo Coelho
    “Tears are words that need to be written.”
    ― Paulo Coelho
    tags: inspirational, sadness, writing
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    Paulo Coelho
    “Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.”
    ― Paulo Coelho
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    L. Frank Baum
    “I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.”
    ― L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
    tags: heartbreak, relationships
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    L. Frank Baum
    “That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.”
    ― L. Frank Baum, The Land of Oz
    tags: inspirational, random, unusual, weird
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    Noel Langley
    “Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
    - Wizard”
    ― Noel Langley, The Wizard of Oz Screenplay
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    L. Frank Baum
    “How very wet this water is.”
    ― L. Frank Baum, The Marvelous Land of Oz
    tags: funny, logic, obvious
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    L. Frank Baum
    “Never give up. No one knows what's going to happen next.”
    ― L. Frank Baum
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    L. Frank Baum
    “Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.”
    ― L. Frank Baum
    tags: double-entendre
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    L. Frank Baum
    “To 'know Thyself' is considered quite an accomplishment.”
    ― L. Frank Baum, The Marvelous Land of Oz
    tags: knowledge, self
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    Jonathan L. Howard
    “No churchmen, I notice. Of course not. What use have they for a world without irrational fear?”
    ― Jonathan L. Howard, The Fear Institute
    tags: church, critical, fear
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    Jonathan L. Howard
    “Zombies are so passe”
    ― Jonathan L. Howard, The Detective
    tags: humor
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    Jonathan L. Howard
    “Lesson one: expect to get screwed over for the convenience of others on a regular basis.”
    ― Jonathan L. Howard, Katya's World
    tags: teen, ya
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    Jonathan L. Howard
    “Being an adult isn't a matter of age. It's a matter of responsibility.”
    ― Jonathan L. Howard, Katya's World
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    Jonathan L. Howard
    “Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.”
    ― Jonathan L. Howard, The Fear Institute
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    Jonathan L. Howard
    “She felt oddly complimented. Petrov hadn't thought she's just a girl; he'd thought she might be a desperate criminal.”
    ― Jonathan L. Howard, Katya's World
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    Nikola Tesla
    “We crave for new sensations but soon become indifferent to them. The wonders of yesterday are today common occurrences”
    ― Nikola Tesla, My Inventions
    tags: inspirational, psychological
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    Oscar Levant
    “There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
    ― Oscar Levant
    tags: genius, humor, insanity
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    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
    ― Edgar Allan Poe
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